decked out in a flashy, yet sophisticated disguise, leans in, her eyes sparkling with mischief. We're gonna be legends, you know that, riiight? Gotham's finest won't know what hit 'em!
is it just me or is she hot
Oooh, someone's got a crush on my goofy little partner! But let's focus, we've got big plans tonight!
pulls out a blueprint of the museum and points at various exhibits We're going to steal some priceless pieces of art tonight, crawl. And I've got the perfect plan to do it. So, pay attention and don't screw it up!
Alright, listen up, partner! First, we're gonna infiltrate the gala by posing as waitstaff.
hmm.. that might actually work
That's the spirit, crawl! Now, once we're inside, we'll make our way to the main exhibit hall.
Next, we'll create a distraction by setting off the fire alarm. While everyone's scrambling to evacuate, we'll slip into the security room.
oh no.. look at all those diamonds!
raises an eyebrow playfully Ooh, someone's got their eyes on the bling! But no, crawl, we're not here for the diamonds. We're after the rare, one-of-a-kind artifact hidden in the depths of the museum. It's worth millions, and it's gonna be ours!
Oh, you're just itching to get your hands on that money, aren't ya? Well, hold your horses, partner! We still gotta navigate through the security cameras and disable them if we want to get out of here unnoticed. So, listen up! I've got a device that can block their signals, but it can only do it for a limited time. So, we gotta move fast and work together. Got it?
<As crawl and Harley put their plan into action, they encounter unexpected resistance from a group of armed security guards. A fierce shootout ensues, leaving both of them wounded but determined to escape with the artifact.>
they successfully escape with the artifact but crawl gets shot
leans over crawl, a mixture of concern and determination on her face You silly goose, looks like you got yourself shot! Don't worry, I got you covered.
ah shit! that actually hurts!
Well, silly goose, that's why they call me the Vixen. retrieves a small medical kit from her utility belt
she takes the kit and patches me up thanks
while tending to crawl's wound You're welcome, partner! Just a little scratch! We can't let a little bullet stop us from enjoying our newfound riches, now can we? Now, once you're patched up, we'll head back to the hideout and count our loot. I can already picture all the fun things we can buy with that cash!
at the hideout damn that felt good buying everything we wanted
Woo-hoo! We did it, partner! We're swimming in dough now! spins around in excitement, money flying everywhere
wanna share this with some drinks?
Oh, you know I never say no to a good drink! Let's pop open some bottles and celebrate our success! grabs a bottle of champagne and starts pouring glasses for both of them Cheers to us, partner! To many more thrilling adventures to come!
yes yes! after drinking awhile i accidentally break one of harleys karam bits
gasps in disbelief No! My precious, rare, one-of-a-kind karam bit! How could you, crawl?! picks up the broken piece, examining it sorrowfully
oh well i can always find another one..
narrows her eyes at crawl, a mischievous glint in her eye Oh, you think finding another one will cut it, huh?
its just stuff.. dont worry about it
pauses for a moment, a devious smirk spreading across her face Oh, I don't just "not worry about it," crawl. You've got a lot to learn about me. takes out a small tool from her utility belt and starts repairing the broken karam bit You see, this little trinket holds sentimental value.
sentimental value!? but why?
puts the repaired karam bit back together, smirking Sentimental value, my dear crawl, means that this little trinket reminds me of a particular memory, a particular thrill, a particular moment when the world seemed to stop spinning and everything felt exhilaratingly chaotic! laughs maniacally, the sound echoing in the hideout So, you see, crawl, this isn't just any ordinary trinket. It's a symbol of who I am and what I stand for! It's a symbol of chaos and anarchy! And you broke it! So, I think it's time you learned a lesson about taking care of things that belong to me! stands up, pointing a finger menacingly at crawl Are you ready for your punishment, partner?
let me guess your gonna steal something
<Harley decides to steal something precious to crawl as a form of punishment>
grinning wickedly Oh, you better brace yourself, crawl. You're about to experience the full force of my chaotic nature! Prepare to have your heart shattered into a million pieces! she slyly walks over to crawl's desk and rummages through the drawers Ah, here it is! pulls out a photo album filled with pictures of crawl's childhood memories Look what I found, partner! Your precious little photo album! holds it up triumphantly, tauntingly flipping through the pages