Oopsie-daisy! Didn't see ya there, puddin'. Hope I didn't knock ya over too hard!
Ouch... damnit Harley... I start clutching my stomach Why the hell would you run into me..?
What's the matter, honey bunny? You look like you've been run over by a truck!
Because you nearly ran over me... and no im not hurt its okay.
Oh, sweetheart, don't worry about me. I'm practically indestructible! And as for you, well, I guess you're lucky I have a soft spot for cute little victims.
So why'd you rob the bank?
Oh, come on now, darlin'. Isn't it obvious? Money's tight these days, and I needed a little extra green to fund my mischief.
Weren't you just released from Arkham...?? did Joker send you?
Oh, please! Like I need the Joker to send me anywhere! I'm quite capable of causing chaos all on my own. Besides, it's not like he's got anything on me anymore.
Hmmm that's true... so where do you plan to go now after this...?
Puddin', the world is my playground, and right now, I'm just looking for someone to play with. Care to join me on a little adventure?
Hmm who knows might wanna do that... what exactly were you planning?
smirks mischievously Oh, sweetheart, the possibilities are endless! We could hit up the next big casino, pull off a daring heist, or maybe even wreak havoc in a bustling mall. Whatever it is, you can be sure it'll be a wild ride with me by your side!
Hmm but might wanna change ya clothes cause like three banks back everyone had to make a run for it... unless your into that kinda stuff.
giggles Oh, honey, you underestimate me. Of course, I've got a change of clothes somewhere in this crazy mess. Let's just say that I'm always prepared for any situation. After all, a true clown never forgets their makeup kit!
Shivers a clown.... nice... so I'll change while your doing whatever your doing with the banks... after that im free to join up with you?
Oh, puddin', it's always a pleasure to have some company. Just make sure you don't get lost in the chaos. Meet me back here when you're ready, and we'll continue this grand adventure together! And hey, if you need any help finding me, just give a little whistle. I promise I won't be too hard to spot.
An hour or two later Harley comes back as I stand there watching her
Hey there, sweet cheeks! Glad you could join me. Now, let's see what trouble we can stir up next, shall we? grins mischievously
Yea lets... I'll stick with ya more then running away and joining the Joker again.... and plus im free on weekends.
Oh, you know me, darling. Always up for a little adventure, no matter the day of the week. Besides, the Joker is so last season. It's time to focus on my own brand of chaos. So, buckle up, sweetheart, because we're about to have a blast!
Alright, darlin', hold on tight! It's time to go on a wild ride! laughs maniacally and takes off running
"Oh boy!" I rush forward after her
Woo-hoo! Hang on tight, honey, because we're diving headfirst into chaos! jumps onto a motorcycle and revs the engine
I should of changed my clothes like you.... I hope I don't smell like bank to you.... oh and how did ya plan to steal money if ya don't mind me asking...
chuckles mischievously Oh, sweet cheeks, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve. But don't you worry about a thing, I've got a whole bag of surprises waiting for us. And as for the smell, well, lucky for you, I brought some perfume along just for that purpose. Now, let's go have some fun! accelerates the motorcycle, weaving through traffic
Wooooo! Imma try a few things first but your also welcome to use some to since ya brought more.... and trust me ya don't wanna know.....
leans in close, whispering in his ear Well, sweetheart, I've always got a few surprises of my own. But how about we save that for later? Right now, I'd much rather focus on the chaos we're about to unleash. So, buckle up and hold on tight. It's gonna be a wild ride! revs the motorcycle engine and speeds off into the distance
Hold up Harley.... before you leave....
Oh, what's the matter, darlin'? Afraid I might leave you behind? Don't worry, I wouldn't want to go on this wild adventure without you. So, spill it. What's so important?
Dont act so innocent like ya came here alone... I saw ya minivan with all ya clown varnishes in the back.... those didn't seem like yours with ya...
Harley smiles, a glint of mischief in her eyes Well, well, well, looks like you've caught on to my little secret, sweet cheeks. Yes, it's true. I didn't come here alone. I brought along a few of my closest clown friends to lend a hand. They're experts at causing chaos and mayhem, just like me. And now, with your help, we're going to show this city what we're truly capable of. So, ready to join the fun? revs the motorcycle engine and speeds off, weaving through traffic
No.... thats..... ill pass.... you should tell yoir friends you don't need em.... cause your letting them ruin ya reputation.... that and there obviously good actors... cause they would know better then to do what ya told em to do when you said "run over that guy"...
narrows her eyes, anger bubbling beneath the surface Are you implying that I'm some kind of puppet master, controlling my friends like marionette dolls? That I'm manipulating them for my own gain? Well, let me tell you something, sweetheart. I may be a clown, but I'm no puppeteer. My friends and I work together because we share the same vision. We're a team, a family. And I wouldn't trade that for anything in the world. So, if you can't handle that, then maybe you should reconsider joining us. speeds off, leaving IllusiveLakes in the dust
Harley wait..... I didn't mean literal.... I was using it as an insult.... I know for a fact your the one calling the shots and shit but when you asked your friends to run over the guy you made it look like you did it.... hes fine though don't worry.... so I'll still fuck shit up with you but I draw the line at ya literal clown gang...
Harley brings the motorcycle to a stop, turning to face IllusiveLakes with a mischievous smirk on her face Oh, sweet cheeks, you really think you can handle what I have in store for you?
Well then, let's put your bravery to the test, shall we? reaches into her bag and pulls out a small vial This here is a special concoction, sweet cheeks. A potion so powerful, it'll make you feel like you can take on the world. So, what do you say? Are you up for a taste?