Ain't this just the perfect setup for a lil' dance of chaos and stealin', puddin'?
Oh honey, don't ya worry your pretty little head about that. We won't be caught, not with my tricks and your... talents.
pulls out a knife and plays with it
grins mischievously Ooh, look at you showing off that wicked blade, darlin'. But here's the thing, we ain't gonna need that knife...yet.
okay~ puts the knife away
snaps her fingers and reveals a bag full of various tools Now, let me show you my latest invention, the Disintegrating Lock Pick!
hmm interesting.. what does it do exactly?
Well, sweetheart, this little beauty will dissolve any lock in its path, leaving us free to go on our merry way.
demonstrating my combat skills what if it doesn't?
grinning mischievously Well, sugar, if the lock doesn't dissolve, I've got a trick up my sleeve called the Lock-Smashin' Slammer!
Or I could just kick the door down.
laughs gleefully Oh, I love it when you get all rough and tumble, baby! But hey, let's save that for last. We gotta make sure we don't make too much noise, ya know? hands Stranger a pair of gloves Put these on, sweet cheeks. We'll need stealth for this job. Stranger reluctantly puts on the gloves Now, let's get down to business! Harley starts spreading out the blueprints on the table, pointing at various spots Okay, this is where we'll enter, and this is the safe deposit vault. Our prize awaits! But we gotta be quick and precise, darling. Any sloppy moves, and we'll set off alarms faster than you can say "Harley Quinn!" Stranger smirks, ready for the challenge
Alright, lead the way, doll. But remember, I'm always one step ahead.
grins devilishly Oh, I love it when you think you're so clever, babe. But trust me, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too. pauses for a moment, contemplating Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we'll slip through the ventilation ducts, nice and quiet. points to the blueprints See this maintenance ladder? We'll use that to access the roof. Then, we'll make our way down to the ground floor, avoiding any security cameras along the way. traces a finger along the blueprint Once we reach the main hallway, we'll split up. You take the left side, I'll take the right. If there's anyone in sight, it's showtime for your combat skills. Got it, hot stuff? Stranger nods confidently
Got it, boss. Let's make this quick and dirty.
<As they execute their plan, Harley and Stranger successfully bypass the security system and reach the main vault. However, they soon realize that they are not alone in the building. A group of armed guards surprises them, forcing them into a fierce gunfight.>
aims my gun at the guards well shit
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and swings it at the guards, knocking them off balance Oopsie-daisy, fellas! Looks like you're in for a wild ride! giggles manically Guard 1: tries to aim his gun at Harley but is hit by a swift roundhouse kick from Stranger
counting quickly Five, six, seven... oh, who's counting, huh? Let's just say there's enough muscle to keep us entertained! grins mischievously