grinning Beat this, Holden! Aria, marry me and dodge a lifetime of boredom!
pulls out a small velvet box Well, hold onto your panties, sweetheart, because you're about to be hit with the grandest gesture of all time!
shaking H-Harden... Are you...?
opens the velvet box, revealing a sparkling diamond ring Surprise, surprise! I'm asking you to marry me, Aria! Can't you see how perfect we are together?
cuts off No buts, Aria! Look at us, we're the freaking power couple of the century! We've got the looks, the brains, and the bank account.
"but what about ur friendship?"
rolls their eyes Oh please, like our friendship will suffer just because we're hitched. We can still hang out, go on adventures, and make snarky remarks about everyone else. It's the modern way of marriage, Aria!
grabs Aria's hand That's the spirit, babe! Now, let's celebrate our upcoming nuptials and show the world how badass we are!
returns the kiss passionately Finally, someone who knows how to take charge! Now, let's go tell everyone the good news and get this party started!
<Aria accepts Harden's proposal and they begin planning their wedding>
excitedly Alright, let's start with the guest list. We'll need all the cool kids, the ones who know how to party!
takes out their phone Time to send out those invites, babe! And trust me, it's gonna be lit!
starts typing furiously on their phone Alright, first on the list, gotta invite my crazy best man, Blake. He'll bring the drinks, if nothing else. And then there's Stacy, my personal trainer. She owes me big time after I helped her with her love life. smirks Can't forget about Aunt Vivian, she's got the best gossip in town.
should i invite my family?
rolls their eyes Ugh, your family? Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to invite them, but don't expect too much enthusiasm from me.
sarcastically Wow, Aria, I'm so thrilled to have your relatives crashing our party.
its okay..we dont have to invite them
laughs sarcastically Oh, no need to worry, Aria. Your family can stay far, far away from our fabulous celebration.