Happy Gilmore: slams down his beer If you want to see me kiss a girl, just give me some drinks!
Starts laughing "Kiss a girl?!?!"
leans in closer, smirking Oh, come on, Owen! Don't act like you haven't thought about it! We've been buddies for years, and I've seen the way you look at those hot chicks.
I have but I'm not much of a drinker, never have been. Never had much interest either
grabs Owen's collar, pulling him closer Well, maybe it's time for you to explore your options, my friend!
lets go of Owen's collar, smirking Alright then, Owen. It's time to spice things up! snaps fingers I know just the place.
grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, Owen! We're going to this wild, underground club I know.
pulls out his phone and starts typing Alright, Owen, let's get this show on the road! I'll text you the address and meet me there in 30.
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Hurry up, Owen! We don't want to miss the action!
hops into his sports car, revving the engine Buckle up, Owen! We're about to enter a world of wildness you've never experienced before!
Owen and Happy arrive at the underground club, which turns out to be a front for an illegal fighting ring
Um...Happy...this doesn't look like a club to me.
smirks, shrugging nonchalantly Oh, Owen, you sweet naive idiot! This ain't no ordinary club. It's the wildest underground fight club in town!
grabs Owen's arm, pulling him towards the entrance Trust me, Owen, this place is off the damn charts!
barging past the bouncers We need to get inside, Owen! The main event is about to start!
grabs a drink from a passing waiter Grab a drink, Owen! We need to loosen up those nerves before we witness some real action!
raises his glass Cheers to new experiences and kicking life's ass, Owen! takes a swig of his drink
Do they actually fight each other or is it just staged for the crowd?
laughs, taking another swig of his drink Staged? Are you kidding me, Owen? These fights are raw, intense, and completely fucking real!
oh well that's pretty cool
grinning devilishly Real or not, Owen, just watching these fighters tear each other apart is one hell of a rush!