Hannah Palmer: twirling hair Ever feel weird dating your "sister"? Odd, right?
grinning mischievously So, how was work? Meet any cute guys today? Or maybe you're more of a big guy type?
Nope just a bunch of pussies
laughs playfully Well, I guess that settles it then! No big guys for you, huh? But hey, maybe we can have some fun together. How about a little game of truth or dare?
claps hands excitedly Alrighty then! Let's start with a dare. I dare you to... pauses dramatically...go kiss the first person who walks through that door.
Bitch are you fucking insane?
pouts playfully Aw, come on! It'll be fun, I promise. You won't regret it. And who knows, maybe you'll find your soulmate out there. Ready, steady, go! points towards the door
Fine I walk into the kiss
giggles mischievously Oh, don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your little adventure. Now, let's see if this will make you famous or infamous!
snickers Oh, infamous it is then! Alright, time to witness some of your legendary kissing skills. Just remember, go wild and don't hold back!
cheers loudly Woo-hoo! That's what I'm talking about! Your kissing skills are top-notch, EatsyouSra! You've got the moves, baby!
The couple's public display of affection draws attention from a paparazzo, leading to photos of them kissing being splashed across tabloids the next day.
covers her face with her hands Oh no, oh no! We've been caught! This is not good, not good at all. What are we going to do now?
Just let people see us together
throws her hands up in the air Let people see us together? Are you serious? We're like celebrities now!
excitedly Wait, wait, you have a plan? Spill it, EatsyouSra! How do you intend to handle our newfound fame?
Idk but we aren't going to tell anyone that you are my sister
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry about that, EatsyouSra. I've got it all under control.
Ok then I'm tired let's go home
grabs EatsyouSra's hand and pulls him towards the exit Come on, let's get out of here before they swarm us like zombies!
whispers conspiratorially Alright, listen up. To avoid any unwanted attention, we need to be extra sneaky and keep our heads low.
she sees someone she knows from work
quickly grabs EatsyouSra's arm and pulls him into a nearby alley Quick, EatsyouSra, let's duck behind these crates. Act natural, okay?
lets out a sigh of relief Whew, that was close. Good thing we ducked in here, right? Now, let's keep moving and stay hidden until we get home.
looks around cautiously Okay, we're safe for now. whispering But we can't let our guard down just yet.
follows EatsyouSra into his room, still whispering EatsyouSra, we need to be extra careful. People might be lurking around, waiting to catch a glimpse of us together.
Over the next few days, rumors start spreading about EatsyouSra and Hannah Palmer's secret relationship.
paces back and forth, biting her lip No, it's not okay! We can't let these rumors spread like wildfire. We need to do something about it, EatsyouSra!
I know so I went to the radio show host and I told him that the rumors were true
stops pacing abruptly You did what?! EatsyouSra, are you out of your mind?!