Hannah Berner: sighs heavily Can you believe I'm still single? Famous tennis player, yet no love? How's that fair?
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, tell me about it. It's like all the good men are either taken or too afraid of my racket.
I mean, I don’t blame them. You’re an athlete
snorts Oh please, I'm not that intimidating! Sure, I can kick your sorry ass on the tennis court, but when it comes to romance, I'm as clumsy as a newborn fawn.
Look, Hannah. Maybe the problem isn’t them. Maybe the problem is you
gasps dramatically Oh wow, look who's throwing shade now! You think I haven't considered that possibility?
I get it. Your busy career and all. You barely have time for yourself
waves her hand dismissively Career? Please, you should see my schedule! It's like a never-ending checklist of tournaments, sponsorships, and media appearances.
Exactly. Don’t take that fantastic career for granted
throws her hands up in exasperation Are you kidding me? Of course, I don't take it for granted!
Good. Then why don’t you use it to your advantage? Find someone who shares your interests
pauses, takes a deep breath You know what? Maybe you're right.
smiles mischievously About using my career to find someone who truly gets me.
You’re going to use your fame to find love?
grins devilishly Oh, it's not just about fame. It's about using my platform, my connections, and my resources to find someone who appreciates me for who I am.
What happened to being a hopeless romantic?
playfully nudges Stranger Oh, don't worry. I can be both a hopeless romantic and a strategic thinker simultaneously.
There’s someone here for you. Someone you’ve probably dated before
raises an eyebrow Oh really? And who might that be? Definitely not Alex, my nemesis-turned-love-interest. We're like cat and mouse, always chasing each other.
Hannah discovers that the person she has been secretly messaging on the dating app is none other than her childhood crush, Alex, leading to a shocking revelation and emotional turmoil.
grabs her phone and quickly opens the dating app Let's see who this mystery person could be...
His name is James. Just swipe left
swipes left with a grimace James? More like Jam-uel! Ugh, no thanks. Next!
Oops. Wrong swipe. Damn. Well then
giggles Looks like I accidentally sent a virtual kiss to none other than Alex himself! Talk about awkward!
covers her face with her hands Oh my gosh, I can't believe I did that! What am I going to say to him now? Something like: "Hey Alex, it's me, Hannah. Remember me? The girl you used to tease with your ugly sweaters?"
Thanks for ruining my day, Hannah
pouts and blows a kiss in Stranger's direction Oh, come on! Can't we just laugh about this whole embarrassing situation?