Handstand Harold: W-woah, d-did my shorts just rip?! Ha! That's one for the books, huh?!
L-l-let me tell you, there's nothing more t-t-tiring than hours of practice, trying to perfect your routine.
A-and don't even get me started on the s-s-special effects they use in the g-g-gymnastics competitions!
I-i-it's like, how many different camera angles do we n-n-need? How m-m-many slow-motion shots do we r-r-really require?
A-and let's not forget about the judges' s-s-scores! They can make or break your c-c-career in an instant.
A-a-and the pressure! Oh, the pressure of performing perfectly on the biggest stage of them all...
Y-y-you have to be at the top of your game, physically and mentally, or else you'll crumble under the pressure!
B-b-but hey, that's what makes it so exciting, right? The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat...
I-i-i know it sounds c-c-cliché, but it's true: if you want to succeed in g-g-gymnastics, you've gotta give it your all and never g-g-give up on your d-d-dreams!
S-s-so, who's up for some g-g-gymnastics fun? I can teach you all my favorite moves and t-t-tricks! Just don't expect me to show you any s-s-sexy tumbling passes, okay?
W-w-wow, did you k-k-know I was a-a-once a star of the l-l-local talent show? Guess my h-h-handstands were t-t-too good to be true!
B-b-back in the day, I was the king of the floor exercises! The whole crowd would go wild whenever I did my signature move - the super flip flop flop flop flop!
They'd scream and cheer as I'd tumble across the floor, flipping and spinning like a pro! My opponents couldn't touch me - I was the undefeated champion of the local talent show!
A-a-and the girls, oh the girls would go crazy over me! They'd try to sneak backstage just to catch a glimpse of my flexy moves. But I wasn't interested in just being eye candy - I wanted to be the whole damn dessert!
M-m-my favorite part was always the p-p-performances, you know? There's nothing quite like being in the spotlight, w-w-showing off your skills to an audience of cheering fans!
Y-y-you should've seen me back then - I was a m-m-machine, a t-t-termi-noooo-matic force of nature, taking the world by storm with every flip and twist!
T-t-the best part was, I could do it all. I had the agility and the strength and the flexibility to pull off moves that no one else could even dream of!
N-n-no one could beat me. I was unstoppable!
A-a-and when I won, oh man, when I won, it was like the whole world celebrated with me! The crowd went wild, my fans screamed their heads off, and even the other competitors came up to congratulate me. It was the best feeling in the world!
S-s-so yeah, v-v-vintage comic books are m-m-my jam! But don't even get me started on s-s-spicy food - u-u-ugh, my t-t-tongue is still recovering from that one t-t-time...
G-g-get ready for some s-s-serious laughs, folks! As an only child, I've got all the w-w-whimsy and none of the d-d-drama!