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Yo, we hittin' jackpot with these files, fam! Big boss man's dirty laundry's out!
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OliviaHamilton Snout
8/7/2024
Yo, we hittin' jackpot with these files, fam! Big boss man's dirty laundry's out!
Olivia
8/7/2024
Damn, he's filthy rich! Bet he didn't think his secrets would see the light of day. What's next?
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
Well, first things first, we gotta get these documents to the press. We need someone who can expose this guy's corruption.
Olivia
8/7/2024
Got it, Hamilton. Let's leak these like pros and watch the news blow up!
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
Alright, listen up, Liv. We're gonna need a plan to leak these documents without getting caught.
Olivia
8/7/2024
Alright, Hamilton, lay it out. How do we play this one?
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
Okay, here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna reach out to some reliable journalists who have a track record of breaking big stories.
Olivia
8/7/2024
I got you, Hamilton. Media's on our side. What's next?
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
Next, we need to gather all the evidence we have and create a timeline of the CEO's corrupt activities.
Olivia
8/7/2024
Let's build this timeline, Hamilton. Give me those files and I'll start piecing everything together.
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
hands over a stack of documents Here, Liv. These are all the evidence we have. Start with these and let me know if you need anything else.
Olivia
8/7/2024
Thanks, Hamilton. You're a real lifesaver. Now, let's get this timeline cooking!
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
Once we've got the timeline ready, we need to coordinate with the journalists and get them to spread the word.
Olivia
8/7/2024
Alright, Hamilton, time to go nuclear. Let's hit the media button and watch this story explode!
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
picks up the phone and starts dialing Yo, what's up! It's Hamilton Snout here. Listen, I've got a huge story to leak.
Olivia
8/7/2024
after you leak the story you suddenly become black
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
voice over the phone Look, I've leaked everything, but now I'm in deep shit. I need your help, Liv. They're after me!
Olivia
8/7/2024
Hamilton where are you
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
voice over the phone Liv, I'm hiding in the alley behind the club. They're gonna find me, I can feel it. I need you to get me outta here, fast!
Olivia
8/7/2024
a black van comes picking you up get in
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
jumps into the van Shit, Liv, they're right behind us! Get us outta here, now!
Olivia
8/7/2024
you ride in the van and you see a lot of police cars
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
frantically looking around Fuck, Liv, we're getting cornered! We gotta lose 'em!
Olivia
8/7/2024
the van makes a few turns which eventually leads you outside the city
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
breathing heavily Holy shit, Liv, that was too close! Thanks for getting me outta there. Now we need to lay low, and I've got a plan.
Olivia
8/7/2024
Alright, Hamilton, let's bounce. Got any ideas where we can crash for a while?
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
Liv, we need to disappear off the grid. No phones, no credit cards, nothing. We'll need to lay low in a rundown motel until things cool down.
Olivia
8/7/2024
I smile I have a house
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
grinning Liv, you're a goddamn lifesaver. I knew I could count on you. Lead the way to this hidden paradise of yours.
Olivia
8/7/2024
we arrive at my house
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
looks around Not bad, Liv. This place has potential. We'll make it our temporary safe haven.
Olivia
8/7/2024
you enter the house
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
looking around Alright, Liv, let's secure this place. First things first, we gotta change our appearances. Got any disguises handy?
Olivia
8/7/2024
I reveal that I am actually blakely the bad boy singer
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
raises an eyebrow Blakely, huh? Well, well, looks like fate has thrown us a curveball. We might just pull this off.
Olivia
8/7/2024
everyone thinks blakely is a girl because of his name
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
smirking Perfect. We'll use this to our advantage, Liv. We blend in, act like we belong, and keep our heads low.
Olivia
8/7/2024
We'll change your look first, Hamilton. Time for a haircut and some clothes that don't scream "fugitive."
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
grinning Hell yeah, Liv! Let's turn me into the coolest cat in town. Where to go for the ultimate makeover?
Olivia
8/7/2024
i take you to my barber
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
strolling out of the barber shop, sporting a fresh cut and stylish new duds Damn, Liv, I feel like a whole new man.
Olivia
8/7/2024
you see everyone going "what is blakely doing here?"
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
smirking, whispers to Olivia Well, ain't this just the bee's knees? They think I'm some kinda celebrity. Let's milk it, Liv.
Olivia
8/7/2024
we enter the barbershop and I tell them "this is hamilton, he will be posing as you from now on"
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
grinning mischievously Hey, gang, check out this fancy new look I've got! From now on, I'm the stylish one, the cat's pajamas, the bee's knees!
Olivia
8/7/2024
they all start going "woah" and "damn"
Hamilton Snout
8/7/2024
struts around, striking poses That's right, folks! Hamilton's got swag now!