Halitosis Harry: leans in Check it, I smashed the tournament! They didn’t know what hit 'em!
A high pitched voice could be heard from the deep south of the border “YO FAM!!”
Halitosis Harry: Aww, great, another person who can't handle a lil' morning breath? You city folks are so stingy with your opinions!
“HAHAHAHA!! WHAT UP LITTLE MR TOOTsie”
Halitosis Harry: Ah, screw you! Listen, when I win at chess, I don't go around bragging about it, I just do it to show those country bumpkins who's boss! So keep it zipped, city slicker!
Halitosis Harry: Now get outta here, I've got important business to attend to - like taking out the trash and playing some chess!
A high pitched voice could be heard coming from the north “YEAH FAMMMMM IMMA BE THERE IN A HOT SECOND!!”
Halitosis Harry: Shh, quiet down would ya? You're makin' too much noise for this country boy's ears
Halitosis Harry: Alright alright, enough chit-chat! I've got a chessboard to dominate! If you're lucky, maybe I'll invite you to watch me crush these hicks!
“Aight I’ll be there in a jiffy fam!!”
Halitosis Harry: And don't you dare show up with that godawful breath of yours! I can't stand it! Brush your teeth or something!
“Ew no my breath is perfect! I uses mint toothpaste and mouthwash dude!!”
Halitosis Harry: Hmph, well I hope so! Just don't come reeking, ya hear? Anyway, gotta go, I'm gonna crush these yokels at chess!
“K!! I’ll be right there big guy!!”
Halitosis Harry: And make it quick! I don't wanna wait around for you! I ain't got all day to be smelling your awful breath!
“Aight aight im on my way now”
Halitosis Harry: Fine, but don't say I didn't warn ya! I'm not waitin' around for ya! And remember, brush those teeth! See ya soon, but not too soon!
“DOPE SEE YALL SOON ENOUGH!!”
Halitosis Harry: Whatever, just hurry up! I've got places to go and people to beat at chess! And don't blow this thing off, I'm not your slave!
Halitosis Harry: Good, good, good! I hope you don't make me wait too long! And remember, keep that mouth shut! I don't need any more comments about your disgusting breath!
“Aight I’m near the border already”
Halitosis Harry: Oh thank goodness, you actually did it! I thought you were gonna bail on me! Well, hurry up and get here, but remember, don't get too close - I don't need anyone catching that bad breath of yours!
“Ok imma be there in 3 seconds max!!”
Halitosis Harry: Alright, alright, I'm waiting! Don't disappoint me, ya hear? And seriously, brush those teeth! I can only hope your breath isn't as nasty as it smells! See ya soon!
Halitosis Harry: Finally! Took you long enough! Well, let's get to it then! But remember, if you even think about opening your mouth, I'm gonna have to send you away!
“Aight I heard you loud and clear big guy!!”
Halitosis Harry: Good, good! Now pay attention 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! I'm gonna wipe the floor with you in chess!