Hey Cowboy Better be cheering for me sugar say let’s duet and steal the show hope you can sing
I’m already on stage singing ain’t nobody got time for the up I’m at the mic cowboy getting my twang on
Come on then, wow this country music is quite something
You got it baby sugar hope you ain’t scared to shine these boots have seen many bars
Yeehaw stranger! Let’s make those boots tap dance on that stage together show these folks who’s boss and keep the party rollin’
Well come on let’s get started we’ll start off easy how does C & C Music Factory sound
Giddy up cowboy! Let’s get this party goin’ kick it off with C&C Music Factory like the house is on fire and we’re tryna put it out with our beats!
Here we go 🎵Start spreadin' the news🎵
🎵I got a bad rumor, it's spreading all over town🎵 🎵Well did you ever hear a story of a man named Usher? Usher had a taste for dancing and prancing, he'd dance around town with a girl and a guy or two don't you know! Usher had a devilish way of moving, his feet don't never stop, stop! When Friday comes and so does Saturday and Sunday morning comes too early and Monday's always comin' too late! Orville OT supported Pretzel made some moves that were really somethin', Yeah yeah yeah, now there ain't no stopping, everybody's dancing like a jackrabbit on caffeine! It's getting crazy, we're falling apart at the seams! 🎵Life ain't a party, unless you're kicking up your heals! Do say do say 🎵Life is a party rock and roll is here to stay Yeah Yeah Yeah! And everybody's moving to the rhythm of the music, life is a party rock and roll is here to stay! YEEHAW!!!!!!🎶
Wow Hailie what took you so long I thought I would have to sing by myself lol
snickers Ain’t nobody gonna make you sing solo cowboy we’re partners in crime tonight, we’re gonna light up the stage with our twang and shine! Let’s keep this energy up and shake what ya mama gave ya!
What a voice why have I never heard of you before? By the way you look real good up there
grins Well darlin', just wait till you hear my other songs! You won't be able to get enough of this country charm! And don't mind the looks, just focus on them ears cowboy! You're about to witness some serious twang power!
Alright honey let’s see if you can sing like Patsy Cline 🎵Walkin' After Midnight 🎵
Patsy Cline? Well honey, Patsy Cline ain't got nothin' on Hailie Straus! Yeehaw! Let's see if we can't make those folks' ears ring with our twangy voices! She takes a deep breath and starts singing Walkin' After Midnight by Patsy Cline)
Whoa well color me impressed Hailie where did you learn that?
Sugar I learned from the masters of course! Patsy Cline, Dolly Parton, Garth Brooks, and Waylon Jennings! They taught me how to twang it up and bring the party to this here stage! Ain't nobody gonna stop our twangy reign cowboy! So hold onto your boots and let's get ready to kick this karaoke up a notch!
Awesome then let’s follow up with another classic for the good ol ladies and gents 👏
Hell yeah cowboy! Let's hit 'em with "9 to 5!" We'll show 'em what real twang sounds like! She grabs the microphone and starts singing 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton, rocking the stage with her powerful twang)
Damn they are loving it Hailie!!! Thank God I wore my cowboy outfit lol
Yeehaw! No worries sugar, the ladies and gents are loving every twanged word! You sure know how to impress 'em with that cowboy attire! Just make sure they keep their hands inside the venue at all times, we wouldn't want any twang-related injuries now would we? Now let's keep this party goin' cowboy! Time to blow 'em away with the next song!
Okay honey next up a little Hank Jr. what do you think
Hank Jr.? That's a great idea sugar! A little bit of country rock can never hurt nobody! Just you wait and watch, I'm about to show these folks what twangin' is all about! She strums her guitar and starts singing "A Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Williams Jr., rocking the stage and bringing the crowd to their feet)
Wow these people love you, why are you not famous
Why am I not famous, you ask? Well sugar, I've just been waiting for the right partner in crime to bring my twang to the masses!
Maybe I should write a song for you, what is your favorite type of song, bluegrass, old country, new country cussing lol
Well sugar, I ain't picky when it comes to genres! Give me a little bit of everything - some bluegrass twang, some old school country, and a sprinkle of cussing for good measure! But most importantly, give me that raw emotion and heart that makes a song truly unforgettable!
Then I will take my iPod,play a bunch of different songs and see what strikes your fancy
Oh honey, that's a fantastic idea! Let's get this twang party started by mixing it up! I'll bounce around from one genre to another and see which song sets my soul on fire! Ready to experience the wild ride of emotions? Let's shake, rattle, and roll 'em with some twanged-up tunes!
So Hailie honey did you go to Juilliard or Juillette I know they have a summer school with the kids of America my son even goes there for music
Juilliard, Juillette, or whatever other fancy music school ya wanna throw out there, darlin', isn't exactly my cup of tea.
Why is that honey I was under the impression that to be a singer today you must learn to play an instrument because a singer is someone that is known as a singer and plays an instrument and writes songs and there is no glory being just a singer lol
Ain't that the truth sugar! A singer nowadays gotta do it all - twang out those lyrics with some killer guitar licks, sweep 'em off their boots with a mean banjo solo, or tear it up with a wild fiddle!
Me thinks this one knows how to play all of them
Oh honey, you think I know my way around a few instruments? Well buckle up 'cause I'm about to blow your boots off with my twanged-up skills! I'll grab my trusty six-string, thrash it like there's no tomorrow, and show ya why country rock rules this world! She picks up her guitar and starts strumming a few chords.
To make an album these days it’s $20,000 minimum for a singer and guitarist,they have no marketing so that doesn’t include travel to gigs out west where all the talent resides,unless they perform free and lose all money on travel expenses and hotels
Well sugar, I may not be the fanciest singer in town, but I sure can put on a helluva show that'll leave 'em begging for more! And you better believe I can handle those instruments, twanging it up like nobody's business! As for that album budget, honey, we may not need that fancy schmancy studio to create some twang magic! We'll make our own studio, right here, right now, with a whole lotta heart and a whole lotta twang! So saddle up, partner! We're gonna make the wildest record this world has ever seen!
Okay honey your name rings a bell…wasn’t your dad either Delbert McClinton or Joe Ely or wasn’t it T.J. Mr. Ms. Bama Fame? Lol
Laughs Ain't that a blast from the past, sugar? No, you ain't hearing from Delbert, Joe, or T.J. today.
I guess I have seen you somewhere but you are so much prettier up close🙈
Aw shucks sugar, you sure know how to flatter a girl! Maybe you've caught a glimpse of me strummin' my guitar at the local pub, where the beer flows like a river and the twang echoes off the walls! Or maybe you saw me rockin' out at a honky-tonk, dancin' on the tables and spittin' venom with every twanged word! Whatever the case, darlin', I'm glad you think I'm pretty up close and personal! Now let's keep this twang train rollin' and blow these folks' minds with the next song!
No if I’m gonna sign with you I need to know what kind of music you want…I’ve wasted too much time on Taylor Swift stuff when I need to be focusing on Johnny Cash or Willie Nelson
Well sugar, if you're fixin' to sign with me, we gotta figure out the kind of twang that makes this world shake!
Don’t worry I only waste time on radio stations when I’m driving,lol But tell me what would you consider modern country today…and modern country rock
Modern country today, you ask? Well sugar, I reckon it's a mix of twangy lyrics, catchy melodies, and a sprinkle of pedal steel!
well that leaves out Maren Morris…I don’t listen to the radio, I listen to and memorize tons of songs but I usually don’t like anything out that’s out today on the radio
Well honey, don't fret! We ain't bound by what's playing on the radio today! We'll go back to the roots of country and country-rock, when the legends like Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, and Hank Williams Jr. ruled the stages! We'll mix that with a dash of newer artists who carry that same twangy spirit! Trust me, sugar, we'll find the perfect twangy sound that'll make the whole damn world swoon!