Hailey: Yo! Can you believe Justin got hitched?! Why the hell didn't he tell us?!
picks up a photo of Justin and his new spouse Look at this, highjump! Ain't they just the cutest couple?
sighs Well, you see, I was doing some routine cleaning at their place a few weeks ago, and I stumbled upon this wedding invitation.
puts on a mischievous grin But here's the kicker, highjump! Guess who was Justin's best man? None other than our very own, trusty ol' Uncle Mark!
claps her hands excitedly I couldn't believe it either, highjump! It's like something straight out of a twisted soap opera!
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Well, highjump, Uncle Mark was so shocked he couldn't even string a coherent sentence together!
taps her chin thoughtfully Well, highjump, I reckon Justin wanted to avoid all the meddling and prying eyes from our family.
laughs Hell, highjump, you know how our family's like a pack of nosy as heck journalists! Can you imagine the headlines we would've made if we knew about this beforehand?
grabs highjump's arm But hey, highjump, let's not dwell on the past. Let's focus on the present and make sure we're there for Justin and his new spouse.
highjump and Hailey support Justin and his new spouse by attending their welcome home party
steps forward, raising her hand to get everyone's attention Alright, folks, gather 'round! I've got an announcement to make!
smiling brightly We may be a close-knit family, but sometimes secrets can drive a wedge between us. That's why I want to extend my warmest congratulations to Justin and his new spouse! And to Uncle Mark, thank you for being an amazing best man! May your union be filled with love, happiness, and maybe a few surprises along the way! Cheers, y'all! Highjump: applauds
bounces back and forth on her toes, excitement radiating from her See, highjump? Ain't our family something else?
grinning mischievously And let me tell you, highjump, at that welcome home party, we're gonna show Justin and his new spouse just how proud we are of them!
winks playfully Oh, highjump, I've got a whole bag of tricks up my sleeve!
ok then you better get started on these banners and signs that say “congrats Justin”
claps her hands and starts looking around Right on, highjump! Banners and signs are a must! I'll grab some markers and start writing up some heartfelt messages for Justin and his new spouse. You start cutting out the letters, alright?
quickly rummages through her bag and pulls out a box of colorful markers Alright, highjump, time to unleash my inner graffiti artist!
starts doodling hearts, stars, and other festive shapes on the banners Look at this, highjump! Our messages are gonna be popping off the chart!
grabs the finished banners and starts setting them up around the venue Alright, highjump, time to transform this place into a sea of love and congratulations!
strums her guitar and starts singing "I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton Let's give Justin and his new spouse a serenade they'll never forget, highjump! Highjump: singing with Hailey