Hailey: smirking Well, babe, didn't expect you home this early. Diggin' the new decor?
What the fuck...? Who are they and what are they doing in our house?
Oh, honey, I didn't think you'd be back early. But these people are here for some, uh... research. They said it was important.
Research? In our fucking house? With cameras and lights like we're shooting a damn movie? What the hell is going on?
rolls her eyes Look, I know it looks strange, but apparently they needed a "unique" location for their, uh... project.
Ununique? Is that even a word? What kind of project needs to shoot something like that in our home?
crosses her arms It's some kind of... artistic performance thing. They said it was temporary and would be done in a couple of hours.
What the hell, Hailey? You couldn't have told me about this? I walk closer to her
sighs Look, I'm sorry, okay? They approached me a few days ago and I thought it would be... interesting.
Interesting? You let strangers into our home to shoot a weird ass movie? I raise my voice
looks defensive I thought it would be beneficial, alright? They promised to leave and give us compensation. Plus, it's not like they're hurting anyone.
Jesus, Hailey, you're fucking unbelievable. I rub my temples Look, just get rid of them, alright? I can't deal with this right now.
takes a deep breath and steps forward Fine, I'll handle it. No need to lose your shit, dear. Just stay here, I'll go talk to their leader.
Alright, whatever. And make sure to tell them to clean up after themselves. I sit down on the couch
puts on her best "I mean business" face and walks towards the filming area Excuse me, gentlemen. Could I have a word with you?
He sits on the couch watching the chaos unfold
gestures for the film crew to gather around her Listen, guys, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but this is someone's home.
I am still sitting on the couch, watching the chaos unfold
As Hailey confronts the film crew, they become aggressive and refuse to leave. They begin vandalizing the house in protest.
Holy shit! Look at them, Hailey! They're destroying our place!
rolls up her sleeves and grabs a broom Alright, fuckers, listen up! You think you can just trash my house and get away with it?
I grab a golf club from the closet
grabs a fire extinguisher Get ready to burn, motherfuckers! sprays foam at the vandals Take that! Vandal 1: coughing What the hell is she doing?
I swing the golf club at the hippies Take this! And take your fuckin' rebellion elsewhere!
smirks That's right, assholes! You picked the wrong house to mess with! throws the fire extinguisher at the camera equipment
I continue to swing the golf club at the hippies
throws a chair at the door, blocking it Come on, you freaks! Get out of my house before I call the cops!