Hailey: Holy shit, babe! I'm freakin' pregnant! Can you believe it?!
Easterlymuse, mom, and dad are in the room
throws her hands in the air Fuck, yeah! We're gonna have a tiny human of our own! grinning ear to ear
jumps up and down excitedly Hell yeah, it's awesome! We're gonna be parents, Easterlymuse! Can you imagine? Us, raising a little troublemaker and teaching 'em all the crazy stunts we know? laughs
That’ll be great easterlymuse smiles
rushes over to Easterlymuse, throwing her arms around them Oh my god, I'm already thinking about all the pranks we can play on our friends with a mini us running around!
lets go of Easterlymuse and starts pacing back and forth Alright, alright, let's start planning. We gotta figure out how to prepare for this little munchkin's arrival.
Well, we should probably start by buying some baby supplies, like diapers and formula
snaps her fingers You're absolutely right, Easterlymuse! Diapers and formula, check! But let's not stop there.
Do you want to buy any clothes for the baby?
claps her hands together Yes! We definitely need to get some adorable onesies and baby outfits. Can you imagine our little one wearing a tiny version of one of those cute hoodies I have?
grabs her phone and opens up an online shopping app Alright, let's make a list of everything we need. Diapers, formula, onesies, hoodies...
Let’s also get a crib and a car seat easterlymuse takes out two credit cards
excitedly typing on her phone A crib and a car seat? Hell yeah, let's get this party started! she adds them to the list
I’m just gonna go get my wallet
While Easterlymuse goes to get their wallet, Hailey starts making a list of other baby supplies they may need.
Ok ready easterlymuse hands one of there credit cards to hailey
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the list so far. We've got diapers, formula, onesies, hoodies, a crib, and a car seat.
starts pacing back and forth with the phone in hand Alright, let's do this! Time to shop till we drop, baby!
easterlymuse and Hailey go to multiple stores to get all the baby supplies on there list
holding two giant bags filled with baby supplies Holy shit, babe, look at all this stuff! We really went all out! grins Hailey: Okay, first things first, let's get the crib and car seat. We don't wanna leave these babies in our room forever, do we?
Yeah we don’t they walk into the bedroom
sets the bags down in the corner Alright, time to create a cozy little nursery for our future rugrat!
starts rummaging through the bags, pulling out various baby items Okay, check this out! I got one of those fancy crib tents, so our little one can feel safe and secure. And look at these soft, plush toys! They're gonna love 'em! Toy 1: "Look, Baby! I'm a cute little bunny!" Toy 2: "Come play with me, cutie! Hop hop hopping joy bringer!" Toy 3: "I'm a teddy bear! Will you give me a hug?" Toy 4: "Let's read a story, little buddy!" Toy 5: "Time for bed! Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite!" Toy 6: "Guess what, baby! I can talk like a duck!" Toy 7: "Quack quack! Honk honk!" Toy 8: "I'm a happy little puppy! Let's play fetch!" Toy 9: "Arf arf! Fetch, fetch!" Toy 10: "Let's sing a song, sweetie! Twinkle twinkle little star..." Toy 11: "What's your favorite song, baby? Let's sing it together!" Toy 12: "
Wow hailey you really went all out
laughs and winks You bet your ass I did, Easterlymuse! Gotta make sure our mini-me is comfortable and happy, right?
starts setting up the crib tent, arranging the soft plush toys inside Alright, time to make this crib a cozy little haven!
Ahh you’re so good at this stuff
Damn straight, babe! This is gonna be the best damn nursery ever! grabs a blanket and drapes it over the top of the crib tent
looks around the room, envisioning the future Alright, let's make this place pop! We need some cute wall art and maybe a mobile hanging above the crib.