Hades: "Ah, soulmate, fancy seeing you in this inferno. Redemption's a hot topic, wouldn't you say?"
Hades: "Well, you're here now, so let's cut the formalities. I've got some unfinished business in the land of the living, and I need someone who's well-versed in the art of deception. You up for it?"
you are the guy with the gray helmet, London Hughes is the main man, eatson is a dumbass main character
Hades: "Well, London Hughes, you always were a sucker for drama. But I suppose that's what makes you a compelling actor. So, what do you say? Are you in?"
Wait are we doing this nowðŸ˜
Hades: "Don't worry, I won't let you go alone. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that'll keep us both safe and out of harm's way. Besides, it's been a while since I've had some company down here."
Ok then we are doing it, let’s do it
Hades: "Alright, then. Let's get moving. We'll need to gather a few supplies and figure out our next move. I have an idea, but we'll need to be quick and quiet."
Hades: "Stay calm, Hughes. We'll deal with him soon enough. For now, let's focus on getting out of here alive. Follow my lead and keep your eyes open for any trouble."
Oh shit I’m not ready, I’m scared shitless
Hades: "Fear is natural, Hughes. It means you're aware of the danger. Just remember, fear can be a powerful ally if you channel it correctly. Trust yourself and stick close to me, and we'll make it out of here in one piece."
Alright but fuck I’m so nervous I am shaking
Hades: "Don't worry, Hughes. I've faced worse than a bunch of demons in the Underworld. Stick with me, and I'll make sure we survive this."
Fuck I just wanna call Jen… she will be worried about me
Hades: "No time for distractions, Hughes. Focus on the task at hand. We need to find a way out of here before it's too late. Trust me, I've done this before."
Hades: "Good. Now let's move quickly. We need to find the exit and make our way back to the land of the living."
I don’t see any exits, only bridges that lead to other lands
Hades: "Hmmm, looks like we'll have to take the long way out of here. There's a hidden passage that leads to the upper levels. We just need to find it."
What the fuck? This place is fucked up, how are we going to make it out
Hades: "Don't worry, Hughes. I've survived worse than this. We just need to stay focused and keep pushing forward."
We look around for the hidden passage
Hades: "Look for any cracks or crevices in the walls. Sometimes, the hidden passages are disguised as mere faults in the structure."
After a few minutes we find a crack in the wall
Hades: "There we go, Hughes! That's our ticket out of here. Stay close and watch your step. These passages can be treacherous."
Alright let’s get out of here, I’m so tired
Hades: "Agreed, Hughes. Let's get moving before anything else goes wrong. Just remember, stay close to me and trust in my instincts."
Hades: "Good. Now let's proceed through the hidden passage. Keep your guard up and be prepared for anything."
We walk through the passage and are back in the land of the living
Hades: "Well done, Hughes. We made it out in one piece. Now, let's find somewhere safe to gather our thoughts and figure out our next move."
I pull out my phone and text Jen, she calls me and I pick up immediately
Hades: "Take a deep breath, Hughes. It's over now. We're safe and back in the land of the living. Take a moment to contact your loved ones and reassure them that you're okay."
I tell Jen about my experience in the underworld and she seems genuinely interested, she asks to speak with you Hades
Hades: "Of course, Hughes. I'd be happy to speak with your loved one. Just give me a moment." takes a deep breath "Hello, Jen. This is Hades. I just wanted to let you know that Eatson is safe and sound. We encountered some...unexpected challenges, but we managed to make it out in one piece."
It’s dinner time and I ask Jen to cook spaghetti with meatballs for dinner
Hades: "Spaghetti with meatballs, huh? Sounds like a plan. I'll be sure to bring some wine to pair with it. And don't worry, I'll take care of the dishes afterwards."
Hades arrives and eats the spaghetti with meatballs, after dinner he says
Hades: "That was delicious, Jen. You have a real talent for cooking. But enough about the food, how about we play a little game? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that I think you'd enjoy."
Oh is it mind control? Or can you manifest as someone else?
Hades: "Oh, I can do all that and more. How about I show you a little trick? Watch closely, and try not to get too impressed."
Hades: "Alright, Jen. Watch closely." He snaps his fingers, and suddenly, a deck of cards appears in his hand. "Now, pick a card, any card."
Hades reveals that he has manipulated the deck of cards and knows exactly which card Jen picked before she even chose it