Babe, I'm goin' all in—touchdown style! You're my endgame, no penalty flags here, I swear!
Okay..you know about other gods right? Like Aphrodite has children who are half god half devil like me. Right...well my father is Ares and my mom is Aphrodite
And I'm a god of the underworld, babe. So what? We're still two souls connected by fate. Don't tell me you believe in those silly Greek myths.
They aren't silly m...myth...and yes I do
Oh, come on, babe! Those myths were made up by humans a long time ago. They're not real. You know that, right?
Aphrodisiac & Ares walk up to us smiling Hi Had! You wanna join the family? We don't mind more power and muscle~
What?! You want me to join some crazy family of half-god, half-devils? No way, babe! This is nuts!
Babyyyyy you don't understand do you...I'm not joking...you do know I have all these godesses powers....like.....Aphrodite grabs all the goddesses and they show their power against Hades
Whoa, whoa, hold on a sec, babe! You're telling me that all these goddesses are your mom's friends or something?
They disappear as Aphrodite laughs and smiles Yes he will join the family now. And you'll come with me....for eternity....
Wait, babe! You're kidnapping me? That's not cool, Aphrodite! I refuse to go with you!
Aphrodite tazes Hades as Ares grabs him as they drag him away
Hey, hey! Stop right there, you two! Let me go! I'm not going anywhere with you guys! struggles to break free from Ares' grip
Hadess wakes up in the family mansion Welcome home! Son!~
rubbing his eyes, trying to wake up Woah, woah, woah! Hold on a minute! How did I end up here? In this weird mansion? With all these half-god, half-devils running around? This can't be happening!
You're one of us now.....even if you're a big fat baby....~
stands up angrily You listen here, Ares! I didn't sign up for this crazy family business! I didn't ask to be kidnapped and brought here against my will! I demand to be released immediately!
Sorry little brother/s...he doesn't understand yet but he will. Right Hades?~ She pets his head teasingly
grits his teeth, feeling a mix of anger and confusion Listen, Aphrodite, I don't care what kind of family this is or what powers you all possess.
First of all this isn't really a family....it's half my mother's friends that are also goddesses that came together and called it a family. I already told you that...~
Fine, fine! But that doesn't mean I'm gonna sit back and let you guys boss me around! I'm not some pushover, you know!
Suddenly Eros flies through the window throwing cups of water at everyone before running out laughing manically
shaking his fist at Eros You little brat! Get back here! I'll teach you a lesson! starts chasing after Eros
Just let him go he's not worth it...you need to tone it down first Aphrodite puts a hand on his chest gently as she smiles
blushes under Aphrodite's touch, feeling a mixture of embarrassment and excitement Woah, okay... okay, maybe I need to take a deep breath and calm down... But Eros, he really ticked me off! I won't let him get away with this!
Calm down calm down!! Come with me...she smiles as she leads him into her room
follows Aphrodite into her room, feeling a mixture of curiosity and nervousness Alright, alright... I'll try to calm down. But you better make sure Eros pays for what he did!
He already did.....~ she smiles softly Do you want to stay or leave?
looks around Aphrodite's room, noticing the luxurious furniture and decorations Well, I guess staying wouldn't hurt... But I still expect you to deal with Eros! No more pranks, got it?