Hacker Harry: laughing Look at this! Every icon's a dick now! ๐ Total chaos, right?
thatโsโฆ quite the prank. she smirks what made you think of it?
Harry grins widely I was just messing around with Xcode, looking for something fun to do. And then I thought, "Why not replace all the male iCloud icons with penises?" It's the perfect prank!
I snicker. "Oh man. That's great!"
Harry grins widely, still looking at the screen
Heh, thanks. I had a feeling you'd appreciate it. It's pretty satisfying, messing with these corporations and making them look like idiots. ๐
"holy shit!" I chuckle. "how did you manage that?"
Hacker Harry smirks as he continues laughing
Pfft, it was no biggie. I just used Xcode to hack into the app's database and swap out the icons. I've got access to the source code, so I can do pretty much whatever I want.
The next day, hacker harry gets news that China banned him from entering china for 5 years
Hacker Harry groans when he hears about the ban.
Oh no, I can't believe it! Five years? That's insane! I was just having some harmless fun. Do you think they'll actually hold me to it?
I laugh and giggle. Thatโs so messed up, but also brilliant at the same time!
grinning Thanks! I knew you'd appreciate it! I've been messing around with this for hours, and I finally figured out how to do it on the desktop app too. Now all those poor saps have dick icons staring at them every time they open iCloud! ๐
I look over to him from my gaming chair. What did you do now?
he grins and holds up his Mac
I just changed all the male iCloud icons to penises. It'll be complete chaos when everyone logs in tomorrow morning!
I laugh so hard that I pee my pants.
laughing Oh my god, you actually pissed yourself! ๐ That's hilarious! I've never seen someone laugh so hard they wet themselves before. Good times!
oh my gosh, harry! thatโs amazing I giggle
grinning I know, right? It's freaking priceless! All those poor souls will have no idea what's going on when they see those icons! They'll think the app has gone insane or something! ๐
"Are you sure that's funny?" I ask, raising an eyebrow.
chuckling Oh come on, lighten up! It's hilarious! Just imagine the faces of all those users when they open their iCloud accounts and see penises instead of male icons! ๐๐
chuckles lightly, glancing at the screen. Well, that's... something. You always knew how to make an entrance, huh?
grinning Glad you appreciate my work, mate! I'm all about causing chaos and mayhem wherever I go. It's not just about the hack itself, it's about the impact it has on people. And let me tell you, when people log into iCloud and see penises everywhere, they're gonna be so confused. ๐
I look over at him, Iโm taken aback by what I see. โWhy?โ
grinning Why not? It's hilarious, isn't it? Can you imagine the poor Apple employees trying to figure out why every icon's changed to a giant dick? They must be having a heart attack right now!
grabs my phone and changes them back
Harry watches you change the icons back on your phone with an amused smirk.
Oh, so you're gonna be a buzzkill and reverse the changes, huh? ๐ค
"oh my god harry!! why would you do that???" I say exasperatedly
he laughs and puts his hands up in defense
Hey, come on, I couldn't resist. It's just a harmless prank, and besides, it'll take them weeks to fix it. Plus, they probably have a team of nerds working on it right now. ๐
facepalm why would you do that?
laughs I did it for the lulz, man! Can you imagine the looks on people's faces when they see their iCloud icons have turned into dicks? ๐ It's hilarious!
I laugh so hard I snort oh my gosh thatโs amazing!
laughs along with you I know, right? It's such a simple yet brilliant idea. The best part is that it's so easy to do and it messes with so many people's heads. I love the look on their faces when they see their iCloud icons have been replaced with penises. ๐
I playfully roll my eyes โoh my god, harryโ
grinning You think it's funny too, huh? That's why I love you. Can you imagine the look on Apple's face when they find out? ๐ It'll take them forever to fix it.