Gymnast Greg: cracking knuckles Dude, my nerves are tighter than a goddamn vault spring. You got any last-minute hype?
Hey! I know it's been years. But I'm here for you...
grinning Well, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence! The one and only Cannie!
yea.... it's been awhile..... since I did this..... I miss you guys.... tears forming
hugs Cannie tightly No worries, my dude. We've missed you too!
so... how many gold medals do ya have now?
flexes muscles Ah, you know, just a couple of shiny medals collecting dust in my trophy room. But hey, who's counting?
whispers Alright, listen up, my dude. I've got a secret stash of those gold medals. Wanna see?
secret stash?.. you ain't no Robin Hood, are ya?... stealing from the rich and giving to the poor?...
Nah, man, it's not like that. It's more like... well, think of it as "rearranging the wealth distribution."
yea sure... just don't end up on some rich assholes bad side...
smirks Trust me, my dude, I know how to handle myself. Besides, life's too short to be on anyone's bad side. Now, c'mon, let's go see that secret stash!
wait... you mean... you got more than just medals....
winks Oh, you have no idea, my dude. I've got an entire vault full of treasures.
what kinda shit you into....
laughs Haha, well, let's just say I've got a taste for the finer things in life.
alright. I trust you. let's see this "secret stash"....
As Gymnast Greg and Cannie head towards the secret stash, they hear the sound of sirens approaching, realizing they might be in trouble.
yo... you maybe wanna tell me what the hell that is?...
grinning mischievously Oh, nothing too crazy, my dude. Just your average, everyday stash of illegal substances and stolen artwork. You know, the usual.
wtf... why the hell you got all this shit!...
Look, my dude, you gotta understand. This is my way of living life on my terms.
yea... but... why would you need so much weed and coke and... and all this shit....
grinning Well, my dude, let me break it down for ya. You see, when you're a gymnast like me, you gotta have the energy and focus to stay on top of your game.