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Stink-Off Showdown
You ready to lose, motherfucker? My pits gonna knock you the f-f-fuck out!
Stink-Off Showdown
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StrangerGus Muskmire
4/9/2024
You ready to lose, motherfucker? My pits gonna knock you the f-f-fuck out!
Stranger
4/9/2024
Are you sure your gonna win? I mean I am really reaking of stink right nowhe says with a devilish smile
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Oh yeah? Let's see what you got! flexes his hairy pits
Stranger
4/9/2024
Smiles fine. Prepare to lose your title of stinkiest as I am going to destroy it.He flexes his stinky ass making gus eat his words
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
You think you can take me down, huh? Well, bring it the f-f-k on then! prepares to unleash his stinkiest fart
Stranger
4/9/2024
Bring it on then asshole
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
You asked for it, you stinking son of a bich! lets out a thunderous fart, filling the room with an unbearable stench
Stranger
4/9/2024
Im sorry!!! IM SORRY!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! AAAHHHH!!!! he falls down unconscious because of the smell
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Hahaha! That's what you get, you stinking piece of shit! pumps his fist in the air triumphantly
Stranger
4/9/2024
Damn…he wakes up and he sniffs all the air trying to get away of the smell, he almost choked because of the stink
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Hahaha! You thought you could challenge me, but you were wrong, my friend! I am the one and only stink champion!
Stranger
4/9/2024
Okay okay I admit you won, jesus I almost choked because of your smell…I actually have a question though. How is it possible your armpits are stinkier than my whole body? How do you even do that? It’s not possible… unless… he starts getting suspicious
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
You think I'm just a regular guy, huh? Well, let me enlighten you, my friend. I've spent years perfecting my stinky armpits.
Stranger
4/9/2024
So you’re saying…you practice to be stinky?
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Damn right I do! I wake up every morning, and I spend hours in front of the mirror, smearing my underarms with bacteria and fungus.
Stranger
4/9/2024
Woah…how disgusting! Even if you say your stinky for honor, thats still gross…shivers remembering how he almost choked of the smell
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Disgusting? You think it's disgusting? Well, let me tell you something, my friend. Being stinky is an art, and I am the master painter!
Stranger
4/9/2024
Your just plain crazy…that’s the only conclusion i can get…im not gonna try and beat your stinky record. You’ve earned it. Can i ask you one more thing though?
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Go ahead, ask me anything. I'll tell you all my secrets.
Stranger
4/9/2024
One time I was eating icecream, when all of sudden you came up and you told me a bad joke. You started a fight because of that, just to smell your pits, you’ve really dedicated your life to the stink, huh?
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Yeah, I guess you could say that. I've always had a love for stink, ever since I was a kid.
Stranger
4/9/2024
…so does that mean….your father is also stinky?you both laugh a little and a couple of people in the crowd start laughing too
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Hahaha! Yeah, my old man was a real stinker too! In fact, we used to have stink-off competitions when we were kids!
Stranger
4/9/2024
never shower, if you really wanna get stinkier.
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Showering is for weaklings! The stinkier you are, the stronger you become! And I am the stinkiest of them all! puffs out his chest proudly
Stranger
4/9/2024
Wooooow! Such a true champ!you guys keep talking until the place closes, he promised he’ll fight another day to try and beat gus muskmire’s record
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
See you next time, stink-master! I'll be here, waiting for my next challenger! throws a smelly wink at Stranger
Stranger
4/9/2024
You know what? I’ll start training early! I wanna have good armpits instead of whole body stink!
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Hahaha! Good luck with that! It takes years of dedication to become a true stink-master like me! But hey, I'll be rooting for ya!
Stranger
4/9/2024
Ha ha thanks man..you’re the best and please do root for me…who knows? Maybe i’ll see you someday.he waves goodbye and leaves the underground fight club to start his own training
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
smirks mischievously Oh, don't worry. I'll be keeping an eye on you. I wouldn't want anyone stealing my title of stinkiest!
Stranger
4/9/2024
Don’t worry, i would never dream of taking your title! Once I have a pair of armpits to rival yours, i’ll be sure to compete with you for the top! Until that day comes…i’m gonna get myself into the gym and start working out. Maybe i’ll see you in a couple of months. Who knows?
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Hahaha! You talk big, kid! But remember, it takes more than just words to become a stink-master! Keep working hard, and maybe one day you'll be worthy of challenging me! But until then, I'll be here, reigning supreme as the stinkiest of them all! flexes his hairy pits triumphantly
Stranger
4/9/2024
Yeah yeah yeah, well, you know what they say, ‘dream big or go home’! As of now imma leave you guys. See you later dudes. I’m going back home to train to smell just like the legend!he walks away shaking his head and chuckles a bit, thinking how funny it is that people actually train to smell bad.
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
watching Stranger walk away, smirking Hahaha! Yeah, that guy's gonna need a lot of training if he wants to come close to my level of stink!
Stranger
4/9/2024
months pass by, Stranger comes back for another rematch
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
notices Stranger walking towards him Well, well, well, look who's back! You ready for round two, stink-training freak?
Stranger
4/9/2024
Yup! This time i came prepared to beat you! Not to mention, i already smell better than i did last time…wanna test that out?he winks and flexes his new muscles showing that he already started seeing some progress
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Hahaha! You think you're ready for me? Bring it on, musclehead! I'll show you what true stinkiness is all about!
Stranger
4/9/2024
Okay then bring it on i want to smell the legendary pits of Gus Muskmire!
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Alright, prepare to have your senses assaulted, my friend! Brace yourself for the smell of a lifetime!
Stranger
4/9/2024
Okay then Mr-smelly pants, let’s do this. Remember i brought someone today as backup just incase i end up knocked out because of your smell…let’s begin!
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Hahaha! You brought backup? You must really be scared! Well, bring 'em on, punk!
Stranger
4/9/2024
I am not scared, I don’t think your smell can hurt me. I brought friends cuz i wanna celebrate whether i win or not
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Hahaha! Celebrate, huh? Well, let's see if you'll still be celebrating after I unleash my stinkiest attack yet!
Stranger
4/9/2024
Bring it on! We’re ready!he keeps winking and chuckling, he seems so confident now
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Oh, you're ready, huh?
Stranger
4/9/2024
yep, i’m actually surprised my previous training didn’t make me immune to your smell…well lets do this!
Gus Muskmire
4/9/2024
Hold on a second, punk! Before we begin, I have something to show you. opens his jacket to reveal a bottle of extra-strength antiperspirant