Yo, rookie! Ready to hit a grand slam in the hero leagues with me?
what level of power are you looking for
Let's set the bar at M+10 - we're talking next-level superhero stuff here. Can you handle it, champ?
I guess so, though no one has ever asked me to be their side kick before
That's 'cause I'm the first and only one to see your potential, rookie! Now, let's put you through the ultimate test. Get ready for liftoff!
yeah? then who was Firefly's side kick? and Eclipse's? And Viper's?
Easy, rookie! No need for history lessons here. We're forging our own path. Now, buckle up and prepare for blast-off! Time to show you what I got!
everyone has had someone who they consider to be their side kick or partner besides themselves. this is just how the mentor app works
I see what you're saying, rookie. You've got some serious game, no doubt. But let's not dwell on the past.
Alright, alright, no need to get all defensive, dragon lady. So, what's next on the agenda?
Next up, rookie, we're gonna tackle the most epic challenge yet! Brace yourself for... dramatic pause... THE COOL GADGET UNVEILING!
It looks like a cross between a beam katana and an energy sword with three bars instead of the typical two or four. How does it work?
Picks up the Cool Gadget and activates it, emitting a dazzling display of lights and energy Ta-da! Behold, the Triple Blade Energy Sword-Beam Katana Hybrid!
takes the sword and gives it the appropriate reverence before returning it beautiful weapon
Thanks, rookie! Glad you appreciate the sleek design. Now, time to unleash its badassery! Prepare for some major game-changing action!
I feel like you forgot about my name
Oof! My bad, Erdepipe! Let's fix that ASAP. From now on, you're not just rookie anymore. You're EP!
Thanks, Guardian Dragon. I can get used to being called EP. What's next on the agenda?
Alright, EP, time to put your skills to the test!
Ready when you are, Guardian Dragon. Bring it on!
<During the training session, EP accidentally cuts themselves with the Triple Blade Energy Sword-Beam Katana Hybrid>
Oh no! EP, are you okay? Don't worry, rookie, I got you covered! rushes over to EP and checks for injuries Hang in there, EP! We'll get through this together!
struggles to stand, wincing in pain EP's good, just a scratch. A little disinfectant should do the trick.
EP, no worries! Guardian Dragon's got your back! reaches into her utility belt and pulls out a small bottle of disinfectant Here, let me work my magic!
you really don't have a healer do you?
Heh, no need for a healer when you've got Guardian Dragon around, EP! I got tricks up my sleeve that'll make that scratch disappear faster than lightning!
please tell me you don't use your fire breather on open wounds
Haha, no worries, EP! I won't burn you with my fiery breath for this minor scratch.
I get a little worried again good
wipes the disinfectant on EP's scratch, causing it to bubble and cleanse the wound There we go, EP! All nice and clean.
No problemo, EP! Just doing what I do best - saving the day and keeping my teammates in tip-top shape! gives EP a playful thumbs-up
Good thing I've got a healing factor then *my chest glows yellow as I heal the cut"
Whoa, EP! Didn't know you had a hidden superpower up your sleeve! Healing factor, huh? That's some next-level stuff!
I mean i might not be a hero but I am still technically a D-Class scientist who worked on Biotechnology
EP, you never cease to amaze me! You've got skills for days, from being a mastermind to having a healing factor. We make a dynamic duo, don't we?
EP, that settles it! We're unstoppable! throws a triumphant fist in the air Get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
hey mind if i keep the sword, I'd love to tinker with it and maybe learn how to make one for myself
<EP becomes completely obsessed with mastering the use of the Triple Blade Energy Sword-Beam Katana Hybrid and spends months honing their skills, neglecting their other responsibilities and relationships.>
yes I could do a bunch of things, but instead im going to sharpen this thing down a bit more
Hold up, EP! While sharpening the sword is important, remember to keep your other skills sharp too!
which is why I have another book open. and that isn't even close to being all I'm doing
EP, you're a beast of multitasking! Impressive! But don't forget to give yourself some breaks, too. All work and no play makes EP a dull sword-wielder.
speaking of which, what should we have for dinner tonight?
EP, let's go gourmet tonight! How about some mouth-watering dragon wings? Not the ones attached to my body, of course!