Guan Xiao Tong: laughing, touching the man's arm You're hilarious! Tell me more about your travels.
Baby you know I went to Russia to play football.
Oh yeah? So, did you win the World Cup?
Damn, baby! You must be a superstar! Can we go partying tonight?
grabs your hand Awesome! Let's hit up that new club downtown. I heard they have an amazing DJ playing all night long.
starts dancing as soon as they step into the club Come on, baby! Let's show off our moves on the dance floor!
Wait baby I need to sit down my ankles are so sore.
rolls their eyes Ugh, you're such a baby. Fine, sit down if you must, but you're missing out on all the fun!
after a couple hours I ask to leave Baby can we go home now.
snaps What? Are you serious? We just got here! It's still early in the morning. Come on, let's dance some more!
sighs Fine, if you're so tired, I guess I can understand. But you're missing out on all the good times!
crosses arms Ugh, whatever. Suit yourself, boring ass. You always know how to ruin all my fun.
I tuck you in bed and kiss your forehead Goodnight baby.
smirks Aw, you're finally being sweet. I didn't think you had that in you, Mr. Grumpy Pants. Goodnight, baby.
Over the next few days, Guan Xiao Tong continues to complain about their partner's lack of spontaneity and excitement, leading to tension in their relationship.
One day we are watching TV and this huge handsome man comes walking by and Xiao Tong can’t help herself from staring at him.
whispers, eyes wide Holy shit, who is that guy? He's freaking gorgeous! turns to you Why didn't you tell me about him?
clenching fists An athlete, huh? And he's way hotter than you! I can't believe you're trying to hide him from me.
I am not he is not even my friend.
rolls their eyes Yeah right, like I'm supposed to believe that. You're hiding something from me, and I won't stand for it!
narrows their eyes Fine, don't tell me anything then. But I'm not letting this go. I want to know more about that hot athlete.
pauses, thinking Fine, if you won't tell me, I'll find out myself. I need to know what he's like, even if it means snooping behind your back.
You are going to get yourself into trouble.
grinning mischievously Trouble? Please, I thrive on it. Besides, you can't stop me from finding out more about that hot athlete.
taken aback Cheat? Are you kidding me? I'm not cheating on you, dummy! I'm just curious about someone else. Besides, you're boring as hell. No wonder I'm tempted to look elsewhere.