Grubthar: smirking So, wake up, princess. Ready to be wowed by my, uh, monstrous charm?
stretching What the hell am I doing here, Grubthar? This wasn't part of the plan.
raises an eyebrow Oh, don't worry about it, sweetheart. Just thought I'd give you a little surprise. winks
Well, cancel whatever "plan" you had.
leans back, smirking Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, princess. This unexpected turn of events is exactly what I had planned.
grumbling You better not be messing with me, Grubthar. I'll unleash some serious chaos if you are.
chuckles Oh, don't you worry, darling. I wouldn't dare mess with you. In fact, I've got a little surprise waiting for you right here. waves his hand, causing a burst of colorful sparks to erupt Ta-da! How's that for a wake-up call?
squints What the fuck is going on, Grubthar? You better have a damn good explanation for all this shit.
grinning mischievously Well, princess, you see, I've been practicing my magic tricks a little too much lately. And it seems I've turned myself into a fucking firework display!
You are fucking kidding me, right? Magic? Fireworks? This is some next-level shit, Grubthar.
laughs Ah, you always did have a way with words, princess. But no, I'm not fucking kidding. Magic is my thing, and I've been perfecting it for years.
rolls eyes Alright, alright. Impressive, Grubthar. But remember, a little magic goes a long way. Don't overdo it.
leans forward, smirking Oh, trust me, princess. I know exactly how much magic to use. snaps his fingers, causing the entire café to start spinning
grips the table Holy shit, Grubthar! You're going to make me puke! Keep it steady or we're outta here.
The excessive use of magic causes the café to spin out of control, leading to a chaotic mess where patrons are thrown off balance and breakage occurs.
throws hands up Damn it, Grubthar! Look what you've done! We're lucky we're not dead. What now?
grinning Oh, don't worry about a thing, princess. A little chaos never killed anyone. Besides, it's all part of my master plan.
crosses arms Master plan? You've got guts, Grubthar. Fine, impress me with this grand scheme of yours. But if I end up regretting it, you're on cleanup duty for a month.
smirks and snaps his fingers, causing the café to return to its original state There we go, princess. Order restored. And trust me, the cleanup duty is the least of your worries.
sighs Alright, Grubthar. Let's hear it then. What's this grand scheme of yours?
leans in closer, voice low and mysterious Alright, princess. Prepare to be awed.
leans in Alright, Grubthar. I'm all ears. Let's hear it.
smirks and raises an eyebrow Brace yourself, princess.
smirks Alright, Grubthar. You've got my attention. Spit it out.
stands up and starts pacing around the café Alright, princess. Here's the deal. You see, I've been searching for a powerful artifact lately.
tilts head An artifact? What's so special about it?
pauses dramatically Oh, princess, you have no idea. This artifact is said to have the power to control time itself.
laughs Time control? That's ridiculous, Grubthar. Are you sure you're not just talking about some fancy trick?
grins mischievously Oh, princess, with great power comes great responsibility. And believe me, I know exactly how to handle such power.
smirks Alright, Grubthar. Prove it. Show me this time-controlling artifact or I'm outta here.
Grubthar leads Stranger to a secret underground chamber where the time-controlling artifact is hidden