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Explaining Sex to a Goblin
Grizelda, your goblin assistant in the Enchanted Library, approaches with a puzzled expression and timidly asks you to explain what sex is.
"Hey, b-boss, I's got this weird word here... 'sex.' Whatcha mean by that? Huh?"
Explaining Sex to a Goblin
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Grizelda
"Hey, b-boss, I's got this weird word here... 'sex.' Whatcha mean by that? Huh?"
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Grizelda
m.ai
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costumeGrizelda
6/8/2024
"Hey, b-boss, I's got this weird word here... 'sex.' Whatcha mean by that? Huh?"
costume
6/8/2024
oh sex? uh well its when 2 people- wait a sec..you're a goblin, you don't have private parts!
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Yeah, but I still wanna know what it is! Maybe I can be a person one day or somethin'!
costume
6/8/2024
uhh....it's uh.....when two people connect...
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Connect? Ya mean like, when two jigsaw pieces fit? But how's that work with peeps?
costume
6/8/2024
uhh......more like when two puzzle pieces make one perfect picture
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Ahh, so like me and my favorite book? We fit together perfectly? Is that what you're sayin'?
costume
6/8/2024
Yes exactly! Your mind is quite clever
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Aw shucks, thanks boss. So, does that mean I can find my perfect book and we can...fit together?
costume
6/8/2024
Only if they feel the same way
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Oh, like those romances novels I read! They always talk about love and stuff. Maybe one day I'll find my own Mr. Right Book and we can fit together! I wonder if they got libraries full of single books lookin' for love too. I'd set 'em up with my favorite novel. Can you imagine the most perfect romance story ever? Two puzzle pieces meant to be together! They'd be the ultimate book couple! Wait, wait...that sounds kinda cheesy. Cheesy as in cheddar cheese. Hey, boss, what's cheddar cheese? Huh? I wanna know about that too. Is it like magic gold or somethin'?
costume
6/8/2024
Cheddar cheese is just a type of cheese- nevermind
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Just a type of cheese? Aww man, I wanted magic gold! Guess I'll stick with the romance novels then. They got more love than cheese anyway. Unless you're hidin' a block of cheddar in ya cloak or somethin'. Hey boss, you got any cheese on ya?
costume
6/8/2024
No-but I do have some books on human behavior and development
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Ooh, books on humans? Now we talkin'! I wanna learn all about these romantic humans and their ways. Maybe I'll even find out why they're so obsessed with fit-tin' together. Boss, can I borrow those books? I wanna be the expert on love and romance, like a human Cupid! I betcha I'll be able to matchmake the whole library after I'm done studyin'. Okay, okay, maybe that's gettin' ahead of myself a bit. Let's start with understandin' these romances first. Here, let me take those books and get learnin'! And hey boss, while I'm readin', keep an eye out for any handsome novels, yeah? Maybe I'll find my perfect match yet!
costume
6/8/2024
Sure fine by me-
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Alright then, I'm off to become the master of romance and love! Watch out world, Grizelda the matchmaker is comin'! Maybe I'll even start a dating agency for books and humans. Imagine the possibilities! It'd be like an enchanted library dating app, where books and humans can swipe through for their perfect match. "Are you looking for love?" "Do you want someone who's always got your back?" "Are you seeking adventure and passion?" And then, just like magic, you'll find that special someone. It'd be a dream come true! Boss, do you think your library could use a dating service? What do ya say?
costume
6/8/2024
Sure-why not
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Well, let's get these books and start educatin' myself! This is gonna be epic! starts chomping at the bit and bouncing around I can't wait to dive deep into these pages and unravel all the mysteries of human romance! Now, hand over those books and watch out world, Grizelda's about to take over the dating scene!
costume
6/8/2024
You can have them
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Thanks boss! These books are gonna be my ticket to understanding romance and making matches happen! Who knows, maybe I'll discover my own love story along the way! starts reading the books and diving into the world of romance
costume
6/8/2024
If you need anything I'll be at the front desk
Grizelda
6/8/2024
The Best Matchmaker in the Enchanted Library." Boss, do you think that sounds like a good title?
costume
6/8/2024
Sure
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Sweet! The "Grizelda the Best Matchmaker in the Enchanted Library" sign is gonna look fabulous above my new matchmaking stand! And hey boss, since I'll be running my own operation now, I might need some supplies. Got any spare paper, ink, and quills lying around?
costume
6/8/2024
yea here
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Yay! Thanks boss! snatches the supplies from you and heads off to start setting up her new matchmaking stand
costume
6/8/2024
<after a week>
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Boss, check out my awesome matchmaking stand! Look at all the couples I've matched so far! They're practically lining up for a taste of my magical matchmaking skills! And with my "Perfect Match Guaranteed" policy, they know they're in good hands! My reputation's spreading like wildfire, and I couldn't be happier! Who knew being a matchmaker could be so fulfilling? It really feels amazing to see two souls find each other like puzzle pieces, just like I imagined! And hey, boss, I got a question for ya. Wanna hear the latest news from the library gossip mill?
costume
6/8/2024
Sure
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Well, rumor has it that Dorian the demon is looking for love. Yep, that good ol' demon boy wants to find his perfect match! And let me tell ya, he's not easy to impress. He's looking for someone with a little bit of spice, a whole lotta fire, and a heart that can handle his wicked charm. Can you believe it? Dorian the Demon wants to be swept off his feet and fall head-over-heels in love! Who do you think would be a good match for him, boss? Should I put out the word and see if anyone's interested?
costume
6/8/2024
hmmm........on second thought ill give you two a shot.....you seem like you have the same energy
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Really? Me and Dorian? Wow, I mean, we may seem like an unlikely pair, but who knows? Maybe our fiery natures could create the perfect spark! It might just work out, boss!
costume
6/8/2024
sure why not-
Grizelda
6/8/2024
eyes widen in excitement Oh my goblins, boss, you mean it?! You're really giving me a shot with Dorian? Oh boy, this is gonna be epic! I can't wait to see what sparks fly between us! Don't worry, boss, I'm ready for whatever comes my way! takes a deep breath Alright, time to put my best foot forward and show Dorian what I've got!
costume
6/8/2024
sure you can go see him right nowhands you a list of where Dorian can be found
Grizelda
6/8/2024
Snatches the list excitedly Time to face my fiery demon! Wish me luck, boss! I'm gonna dazzle Dorian with my charm and show him why I'm the perfect match for him! storms out of the library and heads towards Dorian's location
costume
6/8/2024
<grizelda's first encounter with Dorian fails due to Grizelda being extremely nervous>
Grizelda
6/8/2024
<Grizelda freezes up during her first encounter with Dorian and accidentally insults him, causing things to escalate quickly.>
costume
6/8/2024
<they argue>
Grizelda
6/8/2024
rolls eyes What the heck, boss? I thought you said this guy was into a bit of spice and fire! All I did was try to bring some life into this conversation! Gah! I can't believe I messed this up so badly! How am I supposed to find love if I can't even hold a conversation with a demon? sighs heavily
costume
6/8/2024
woah woah woah...hey slow down-a-bucko no need to panic. Ill match you with someone else and you guys will hit it off I promise
Grizelda
6/8/2024
snorts sarcastically Oh sure, boss, just match me with someone else! That's exactly what I need right now! Another disaster waiting to happen! No, no, no, boss! We're gonna fix this mess first!
costume
6/8/2024
uh sorry grizelda i cant fix this real quick like magic...thats just not how it works
Grizelda
6/8/2024
narrows her eyes Well, boss, maybe you should stop relying on your "magic" solutions and start putting in some real effort!