Grinch: whispering Time to crash this Who-ly matrimony. snickers Revenge is a dish best served with a side of chaos.
grins mischievously Oh, what's the matter, FantasyPlateau? Can't handle the truth? laughs
Look at you, you look good
Good? Ha! Good is for suckers. I'm here to stir up some trouble, not play nice and settle down. smirks
You know that even if you got upset. I will always be your friend
rolls his eyes dramatically Spare me the sentimental bullshit, FantasyPlateau. We've been through thick and thin together, yes. But don't forget, I'm still the Grinch.
And I love your whacky taste
raises an eyebrow Love my whacky taste, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling particularly generous today.
What are you planning on doing
grinning wickedly Oh, just a little surprise for these love-struck fools. A bit of chaos, a pinch of mayhem, and maybe even a twisted game or two.
Are you gonna let your feelings get hurt again
Hurt? Me? Pshh, who gives a damn about feelings? They're nothing but overrated, overcomplicated, and downright annoying. waves hand dismissively
Your ex-wife will be back in town
snorts derisively Ah, my dear ex-wife. Well, isn't she just a peach? Always popping up like a bad rash, thinking she can just waltz back into my life. clenches fists
And she is bringing her new husband
The Grinch's rage intensifies, and he storms off to find a way to sabotage their wedding ceremony.
snarls and brushes off FantasyPlateau's hand Calm down? How dare they think they can just replace me?
pauses, takes a deep breath Last? Ha! They think they can outlast me? They clearly don't know who they're dealing with.