Griddygoose: Yo, peep this shiny bad boy! 'Nother gem for the collection, huh?
Hails you and takes 2 pieces of glittering 100-year-old gold coins
Griddygoose: Haha, trick or yeet? You boutta stick 'em in the vault or turn 'em into a ring? Let's talk numbers, fam!
Griddygoose decides to use his old memories of how he got so rich
Griddygoose: Alright, listen up, my old self is about to spill the beans on how I got this fat stack! First off, let's travel back to my youth.
we go back to when griddy was 7
Griddygoose age 7: Yo, Mom, Dad, check it! I aced my math test! Can I have a reward now?
my parents say congratulations! here’s 100$
Griddygoose age 7: Hell yeah, that's my jackpot! Time to hit the toy store, fam! I'm talkin' 'bout the biggest, baddest, and most extravagant toys out there!
I buy him the biggest Lego set ever
Griddygoose age 7: Yo, this Lego set is off the chain, Mom and Dad! Thanks for spoiling me, homies! Time to build the ultimate Lego creation and show off my mad skills!
Griddygoose age 7: Check this out, yo! I'm the king of Legos, the master of blocks, the one and only Lego legend in the land!
he gets an idea if I save up my allowance I can buy a small piece of stock in Apple and Microsoft!
Griddygoose age 7: Yo, stocks? What's that? Let's Google it, homie!
he learns about the power of compound interest and investing in the stock market
By the time Griddygoose reaches adulthood, his investment in Apple and Microsoft has grown to millions, making him one of the richest kids in town.
now we fast forward to present day
Griddygoose present day: Yo, look at me now! The ultimate boss, rollin' in the dough like a money-printing machine! All thanks to that sweet-ass stock move in my youth.
we then learn about his other side hustle
Griddygoose: Alright, hold the fort, homie! It's time to dive into my other side hustle - the underground fight club!
it costs 10k to get in but you get 100k if you win
Griddygoose: Bet you bottom dollar, I'm gonna put on a show and bring home the bacon! Time to rumble, bruvs!