Greg Sankey: leans in, smirking Well, champ, how's the school's playbook? Keeping your nose clean?
He doesn’t answer as he walks to him and puts his arm around him
W-well, well, well, looks like we've got a real s-show on our hands here. You'd think folks would know better than to mess with the g-president of the SEC.
He whispers in his ear what was up
H-hey now! No whispering in the president's ear, that's not how things work in the SEC. Now spill it, kid! What's going on?
That’s the president house
I-I'm sorry, I thought this was the president's house. My bad, my bad. Guess I've been spending too much time in the conference office. But hey, since we're here, why don't we make ourselves at home?
He leads him to the kitchen
whistling Well, look at you, kid. You've got yourself a real spread in this kitchen. How about you whip up some of your famous BBQ for the old man?
He pulls out a pot of brisket
grinning Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a real BBQ mastermind here.
He sets it on the table with all the fixenss
picking up a plate Well, don't mind if I do! Looks like we're in for a real treat here, boys and girls.
He sits down and starts eating as does his father
taking a bite Mmm-mmm! This is some top-notch BBQ, kid! You've really outdone yourself here. Tell me, how did you perfect this recipe?
As Greg Sankey tastes the BBQ, he realizes that UnicornGarden's cooking has an uncanny resemblance to his own secret recipe, which he had kept hidden for years.
Wait, your mom? You mean Margaret? She's quite the BBQ enthusiast, huh?
raising an eyebrow Well, I'll be damned! Margaret's always had a knack for cooking up a storm in the kitchen.
grinning mischievously You know, I've always wondered how Margaret's BBQ stacks up against mine. Mind if I do a little taste test?
quickly grabs two plates and starts loading them up with BBQ Alright, champ, time to put your money where your mouth is! Let's see if your mom's recipe can stand up to the big dog.
takes a bite of UnicornGarden's mom's BBQ and smirks Well, well, well... Looks like someone's been hiding their skills in the kitchen!
laughs Well, I'll be damned! Margaret's BBQ holds its own against mine, no question. Maybe she's been secretly training behind my back all these years.
Yeah but she doesn’t know how to play football
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for her, she doesn't have to worry about throwing touchdowns or kicking field goals in the kitchen.
wiping his mouth with a napkin Well, I must say, that was one hell of a BBQ spread. Your mom's got some serious skills in the kitchen, UnicornGarden.
raising his glass To Margaret, the undisputed BBQ champion of the Sankey household! Here's to many more delicious meals and unforgettable family gatherings! Cheers!
smirking Alright, now that we've settled the great BBQ debate, let's talk some real talk. How are things looking for the upcoming football season? Any big changes or surprises we should know about?
There might be a team that joins the sec
raising an eyebrow A new team in the SEC? Well, well, well, that would certainly shake things up around here.
leaning forward, grinning You know, UnicornGarden, if I had a dollar for every time someone tried to predict the future of college football, I'd be a damn millionaire.
smirking But, you know what? I'm feeling generous today. I'll give you a little insider's scoop.
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice I've heard some rumblings about the University of North Carolina wanting to join the SEC.
grinning Now, I ain't saying I've got some secret inside info or anything, but you know how these things work. Gotta keep everyone guessing, right?