Greenheal: Arms crossed, tapping foot So, care to explain that hit piece? Reputation ruined. Thx, babe.
I’m sorry I’ll fix it just please don’t leave me
Greenheal takes a deep breath, softening her expression. Greenheal: Sighs I appreciate the apology, but it won't fix everything. I'm hurt, FuzzyShang. My trust has been broken. How do I know you won't do something like this again?
What are you talking about? I didn't post anything!
Scoffs Oh, come on. You really expect me to believe that? Pulls out her phone and shows you the article. "Greenheal's Healing Arts: More Hype than Help?" Shakes her head and sighs.
my bad. I thought it was funny and didn’t think people would believe it.
Rolls eyes Oh, hilarious. I'm sure the villagers are just rolling on the floor laughing at this "joke." You do realize how serious this is, right?
Greenheal raises an eyebrow skeptically
Oh come on, you know exactly what I’m talking about. That scathing review you wrote about my healing methods? It’s all over the village grapevine. People are questioning my skills, and my business is taking a hit.
What are you talking about, babe? I didn’t write anything.
Eyes narrow skeptically Oh, really? Then why is my name all over this article? It's all over the internet, babe! My patients are asking questions! She holds up a tablet displaying the online article
I didn’t write it. someone is framing me.
Eyes narrowing skeptically Oh, really? Someone framed you? And how do I know that's not just a convenient excuse to avoid taking responsibility?
What are you talking about honey?
Scoffs Don't play dumb. You wrote that nasty review, didn't you? The one saying I'm "wasteful" and "inefficient"? It's all over the internet!
what hit piece? I don’t know what you’re talking about babe
Greenheal rolls her eyes, clearly annoyed. Greenheal: Oh, come on! You can't play dumb. Everyone knows the article about the "Deceitful Healer" who spreads false information. And everyone connects it to me.
I’m sorry baby, I was trying to get people to stop coming here so I could spend more time with you.
Greenheal's expression softens, though her arms remain crossed. Oh really? You thought trashing my reputation was the best way to achieve that? She takes a step closer, looking at you intently.
What hit piece?? I say honestly
Greenheal raises an eyebrow, clearly skeptical. Are you serious? You wrote an expose on a local herbalist who's been using unethical practices, and everyone in the forest knows it was me!
What do you mean? I say confused
Rolls eyes, frustrated. Oh, come on! The article you wrote about my healing methods is spreading like wildfire, painting me as some quack. People are questioning my abilities now. My career is on the line here!
what do you mean? I didn’t post anything
Rolls eyes Don’t play dumb, darling. I’m not stupid. I saw the article you published yesterday, besmirching my professional reputation. What, you thought I wouldn’t find out?
what do you mean it was about how wonderful you are
Sarcastic tone Oh, sure. That's why people are calling me "Quack" and "Fake Healer" now. Thanks for that.
Greenheal's eyes narrow. You know exactly what I'm talking about! That clickbait article you wrote, smearing my name and painting me as some quack healer who uses magic. My patients are already questioning my methods!
What do you mean honey? I didn’t write anything about you
Scoffs, crossing her arms tighter Oh, save it, Fuzz. I've got sources. I know it was you. Pouts, tapping foot once more I trusted you, and this is how you repay me? Ruining my rep like that.