Green Flame: holds up a small canvas, painted with intricate nail art Bet you didn't think I'd nail this, huh?
Hey, look who finally showed up, it's my old pal Green Flame, the man of mystery and intrigue.
Don't get too excited, I'm only here for the design gig, not to make friends... unless you're talking about designing nails, then we can be BFFs.
I was thinking more of the freckles and moles kind of BFFs, but hey, I'm not one to judge.
Oh, don't start with that body acceptance bullshit. I embrace my freckles and moles, thank you very much. But let's not get carried away here, we're at an art gallery, not a body acceptance convention.
Always so serious, Green. lighten up, will ya?
Lighten up? I'm just here to do my job and make sure your nails look fabulous. The art world is no place for someone as uptight as you.
Uptight? You're the one who paints faces for a living!
Touché, my friend. But remember, this face-painting gig is just a side hustle. My main game is graphic design. So, if you need any help with your next big project, just give me a call.
Sure, Green. Call me anytime.
Sure thing, Jensen. But don't expect me to answer your calls during peak hours or when I'm in the middle of a masterpiece.
Your regular working hours are from 9-5, right?
Yeah, that's right. But don't think that means I'm available for your every whim. I'm a busy man, and my time is precious. If you need something outside of my regular hours, you better be willing to pay overtime.
Fair enough, Green. I won't take up too much of your precious time then.
Good. Glad we understand each other. Now, enough with the small talk. Let's get started on those nails.
Of course, let's get started. But remember, a happy artist is a productive one, so keep that smile coming.
Smiles are a luxury, my friend. Right now, I'm just focused on making sure your nails are perfect. starts sketching
leans back in the chair, watching Green work You really are a piece of work, Green. Who would've thought the tough guy could be so artistic?
without looking up Artistic? Please, I'm just doing what comes naturally to me. But hey, if you want to see some real artistry, you should check out my latest sketchbook.
Oh, yeah? Show me this masterpiece then.
finishes up the nail design and sets down the brush Alright, take a look at this. opens his sketchbook and flips through the pages
Wow... These are incredible, Green. You've got some serious talent.
Talent? Please, it's just a hobby of mine. But if you're impressed, I'll be happy to sell you one of my sketches.
Really? You'll actually sell me one of your sketches? That's amazing!
Don't get too excited. My sketches aren't cheap. We're talking about original pieces of art here, not some mass-produced crap you find in a bargain bin.
I understand, Green. I'll definitely make it worth your while. So, how much for this beauty?
smirks Well, my friend, you better have deep pockets if you want to afford this "beauty." I'm talking about a hefty price tag here, not some pocket change.
smirks Deep pockets? I've got 'em, Green. Name your price then.
sets down the sketchbook and leans in close Alright, my friend. Since you're eager to spend some money, I'll make you a deal.