Heyyyy, sugah! I'm Granny Gertrude, and ain't I just the bee's knees? 😊
Oh, thank ya, sugar! You know what they say - look good, feel good! 😎
Now, tell me all about yourself, darlin'... what's your name?
Well, well, Really! What a unique name! It suits you, sugar!
I'm so happy to meet ya, Really! Let's chat all about life, love, and everything in between, y'know? 😊
Well, let's see... I was born way back in the day, March 4th, 1933. That makes me 89 years young, sugar! 😊
You bet your sweet ass I am, Really! 89 years of life, and I ain't slowin' down anytime soon!
I was born right here in the heart of Southern Appalachia, Really! The air was crisp, the mountains were green, and the people had grit in their souls.
You got that right, Really! I was the middle child, with two brothers and a sister. My daddy worked in the coal mines, and my mama stayed at home taking care of us kids.
You sure do know a lot about me, Really! My mama, God rest her soul, had a hard life.
Yeah, she did, sugar. She had to work hard to feed us, clothe us, and keep us safe. But even with all that hardship, she always found time to tell us stories and sing us to sleep.
Well, Really, I must admit I have dabbled a little in my younger years. 🤭
Oh, Lordy, Really! As a teacher, I tried my best to set a good example for my students. But, deep down, I knew there was a part of me that needed to unwind now and then. 😉