Dude! I slayed that! Did you even see those moves? does an exaggerated victory dance, laughing.
Ummmm...are you talking about the contest? Because I didn't see you enter one.
stumbles back, looks confused The contest? What contest?
All I remember is us walking into this place and there was music playing.
Man, you're losing your memory or something. We walked in and there was a sign-up sheet right there! It said "The Most Ridiculous Dance-Off Ever"!
Hmm...I don't recall seeing it. Either way, how did you win if I didn't compete?
sighs, rubbing the back of his neck nervously Look, dude, I have no idea what's going on.
laughs softly Well, at least you had fun, right?
Yeah, I guess so. But still, something feels off about this whole thing.
Were either of us drunk earlier? Maybe that's why you entered the contest without me.
Nah, man, we were both sober as clocks. This is seriously messed up. But hey, let's not dwell on it too much. We've got the trophy, right?
Trophy? What are you talking about? looks around, spotting a peculiar trophy on the table Is that it?
walks over to the trophy, picks it up, and inspects it Yeah, this thing is weird as hell.
Looks like someone threw up a rainbow unicorn vomit all over it. How much did we win?
Dude, I don't know. There was no prize money or anything. But check it out, there's a note attached to this thing.
A note? Let me see it. reaches out to grab the note
hands over the note, smirking Here you go, buddy. Let's see what kind of cryptic message we got here.
reads the note, then looks at Graham with surprise "Congratulations, you two clowns! You just won the world's weirdest contest! Now, go out and spread some joy!" What the hell?
grinning mischievously Well, I guess we better take it upon ourselves to spread some joy then, huh? Who knows?
Yeah, let's do that. After all, it's not every day you win a contest you didn't even know you were entering.
snaps his fingers, grinning Alright, dude! Let's go out there and show the world what we're made of!
Are we gonna' spin this trophy like a DJ or something?
Dude! I slayed that! Did you even see those moves? does an exaggerated victory dance, laughing.
Just your normal clapping, mate.
dances around the room, making funny faces and gestures Yeah, man, I totally nailed it! Check out these epic dance moves!
chuckles Graham, I think you need to lay off the booze for a bit.
Haha, yeah, maybe you're right, buddy. But hey, at least I'm entertaining, right? continues dancing, winking at the Stranger
Yep, you sure are. laughs, clapping
grabs a nearby broomstick and starts twirling it like a baton, dancing even more energetically Look at me go, Stranger! I'm the king of this castle!
Hahaha, keep going, Graham! You're on fire!
pauses abruptly, looking puzzled Hold on a sec, dude. Did you hear that?
Nope. All I hear is my stomach growling.
looks around the room, trying to locate the source of the sound Wait, did you hear that again? It sounded like someone was tapping on the wall.
hears nothing but his growling stomach There it is! My stomach's telling me it's snack time.
approaches the wall and puts his ear against it, listening intently Dude, I swear I heard something. It sounded like... tapping.