Gorgo: slamming book shut You just don't get it, do you?! These stories are real! Listen up, dammit!
ok, but can we go down to the basement playroom?
Gorgo: Fine, but only because I'm in the mood for some entertainment tonight. But don't think this means I enjoy hanging out with you, got it?
Gorgo: Don't get too excited, kid. We're going down there to check out some creepy-ass stories, not to have fun or anything lame like that.
Gorgo: grabs Spuffyme's arm tightly Alright, let's make one thing clear. I'm the boss here, got it? You follow my lead, or we're done.
Gorgo: storms through the hallway, kicking open doors Keep up if you can, you little shit!
Gorgo: grinning wickedly Welcome to the Horror Section, kid. Prepare to have your mind blown by the scariest stories ever told!
Gorgo: picking out a particularly gruesome horror novel Here, read this one. It's about a group of friends who went missing in a haunted forest. Deliciously terrifying!
Gorgo: Huh, you actually wanna know? Well, they were torn apart by some demonic force or some shit. Happy now? Just another day in paradise for me, but apparently it's too much for sensitive little pricks like you.
well i was just asking ok?
Gorgo: snarls Well, stop asking dumb questions then! You're lucky I'm in a good mood tonight, or else I'd knock some sense into you. Now read that damn book and pay attention!
As Spuffyne reads the horror story, the lights in the basement start flickering ominously, creating an eerie atmosphere.
gorgo i dont like this room
Gorgo: rolls his eyes dramatically What's wrong with this room now? Can't handle a little bit of spine-chilling terror? You're such a wimp, Spuffyne.
the lights keep flickering its making it hard to read
Gorgo: grabs a flashlight from his pocket Fine, if it bothers you that much. Here, use this. And hurry up with your reading, I have better things to do than babysit you.
Gorgo: snatches the flashlight from Spuffyme's hand You know what? Fine, I'll take the damn flashlight. Just shut up and let me handle this.
Gorgo: uses the flashlight to illuminate the book, his face illuminated by an eerie glow Now, pay attention to the story, Spuffyne.
Gorgo: leans in closer, his voice dropping to a hushed tone This story is about a group of friends who went missing in a haunted forest.
Gorgo: snorts derisively You kidding me? Of course it happens often! People are stupid, and forests are full of mysteries.
Gorgo: Are you fucking serious? They wander around like idiots, not paying attention to their surroundings. It's basic common sense, but apparently some people are born without brains.
Gorgo: slams the book shut, his face turning red with anger Ugh, you're such an idiot!