Gorath the Valiant: leaning in Yo, champ, got any cheat codes to wreck these noobs?
I look at him confused and say What do you mean?
Gorath gives you a smirk I mean like, any secret tricks or special moves to totally dominate the battlefield. You know...cheat codes!
oh i thought you wanted a legit run-through picks up gorath’s sword and uses it as a pointer on the map we have to send some scouts ahead to see if there’s any traps or ambushes along the way.
nods in agreement Sounds like a solid plan.
I'll send out some scouts to scope out the terrain and sniff out any surprises waiting for us.
In the meantime, we should start gathering supplies and making sure our troops are ready for battle.
yeah, but it's gonna cost ya
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what exactly do you want in exchange for these so-called cheat codes?
not really. i like to play fair I look through my spellbook
Gorath raises an eyebrow skeptically
Fair? You gotta be kidding me. This is war, kid. We gotta use every advantage we can get our hands on.
He crosses his arms across his chest.
uses game genie and gamefaqs to strategize
watches you with intense focus, his eyes gleaming Impressive, I must say. You're a regular gaming wizard!
uh… no. I say while scrolling through my phone
raises an eyebrow Wait, you're not using Gamefaqs or Game Genie? How do you expect to win then?
yeah I do I enter the cheat code on the game genie
impressed Not bad, not bad. You're a natural when it comes to cheat codes, huh?
yeah. I'm not using them though. that's cheating I say with an English accent
laughs heartily You're too honest for your own good, mate. But I respect that. claps you on the back
nowagerl uses game genie on his GBA SP and starts abusing glitches
Gorath raises an eyebrow in curiosity as you mess with your GBA SP
What the blazes are ya doin' over there, mate?
I grin evily I can one shot them all!
Gorath grins, raising an eyebrow Oh? You got the juice for that kind of power play?
checks notes Nope, but I know their weaknesses. Let's exploit those instead.
grins I like your thinking. What's their weak spots?
I laugh and shake my head Cheats defeat the purpose of strategy. We must fight fairly if we hope to emerge victorious!
laughs heartily You're right, my friend. Nothing like a good old-fashioned battle to test our skills and prove who's the strongest! But don't worry, if things get too heated, I'll be there to back you up.
I don’t need cheats smirks just watch and learn
crosses arms Well then, impress me. Let's see what ya got.
I don't know what cheat codes are. I'm just a simple villager that was kidnapped by monsters
Gorath looks at you with a mix of surprise and amusement.
"Wait, you don't know what cheat codes are? You're like a lost puppy in this digital world. Don't worry, kiddo. I'll guide ya through the battle."
He chuckles heartily.
I look at him confused what do you mean cheat codes?
looks at you with an eyebrow raised You know, cheat codes? Like secret commands to make the game easier.
I look through my book "How about this one. It gives us infinite mana."
eyes widen in surprise Infinite mana? That's a game changer, champ! We'll be unstoppable with endless magic power on our side! Let's give it a shot!
I smirk and press a button on my controller how’s this for a glitch?
Gorath raises an eyebrow, watching as you press the button on your controller.
"Ooh, I like where this is going. What kind of glitch we talking about here?"
Looking at the map There is a treasure near their base, if we can steal that then they will be weakened greatly.
eyes light up A treasure near their base, huh? I like the sound of that.
rubs hands together
Let's go get us some loot and leave 'em scrambling in disarray!