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Gorath the Mighty: (Snips a rose) Ah, the roses bloom like our love, babe! Ain't that just mighty fine?
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ThistleChillGorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Gorath the Mighty: Snips a rose Ah, the roses bloom like our love, babe! Ain't that just mighty fine?
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
you see your wife doing something hip hop but then she sees you oh shit. It’s time to talk about business.
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence! Got a moment to discuss some serious business, or you gonna keep on dancin'?
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Yes I think that will be fun let’s do that.
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Alright, darlin', let's get down to business. leans back in his chair Now, I hear you've been making some big waves in the world of Dark Souls.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Yeah, I’ve been having fun with my friends and enemies alike.
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Enemies, huh? Well, I hope you ain't forgotten who's the real king of this castle. cracks his knuckles
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Yeah, yeah I haven’t forgotten.
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Good. 'Cause I've been keeping an eye on you, and let me tell you, you've been making a lot of enemies.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Yeaahhh that’s what I’m here for right now.
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Enemies, huh? Well, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too. You see that vase over there? points to a fancy vase
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Yea?
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Well, darlin', that vase holds a secret. It's hollow inside, just perfect for holding a little surprise. smirks
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Oh really?
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Oh, it's a little something I like to call... a "surprise package." grins mischievously
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Oh really?
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
As ThistleChill reaches out to touch the vase, it suddenly shatters, releasing a swarm of poisonous bees into the room.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Holy shit!
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Ha! Gotcha, darlin'! That's what you get when you mess with the Mighty One! laughs maniacally
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Fuck!
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
dodges the bees and quickly grabs a nearby bottle Quick, take this! It's a special concoction I've been working on.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
i drink it
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Grinning triumphantly There we go, darlin', that should fend off those nasty little bees. Now, let's talk business.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Ok.
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Alright, listen up, darlin'. We've got some important matters to discuss. taps fingers on the table First things first, security.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Security, huh? What about it?
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Security, sweetheart, is everything! You can't just waltz into my castle without my permission.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Yes i know that already gorath.
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
leans forward, eyes narrowing Look, darlin', I've had enough of these half-assed conversations. I need specifics.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Ok what would you like to know
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Alright, spill it then. How many guards do you have patrolling the perimeter? And don't give me any lip - I want real numbers, not some watered-down bullshit.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
I have 100 guards, 200 archers, and 50 mages.
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Hmm, not bad. But let me ask you this, darlin'. Have you ever considered upgrading your security system?
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
No, I haven’t.
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
leans back, grinning Well, let me tell you, sweetheart, it's high time you did.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Why, what’s wrong with our current security system?
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
As Gorath explains the flaws in the current security system, he accidentally triggers a trap, causing the room to fill with deadly poison gas
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Shit!
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
quickly pulls out a small vial from his pocket Quick, darlin', take this! It's an antidote. It'll counteract the poison gas.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
I take it
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
grinning triumphantly There you go, sweetheart! That's the spirit! Now, let's get back to business, shall we?
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Ok.
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
Alright, darlin', let's move on to the next topic. We need to discuss your intelligence gathering.
ThistleChill
8/28/2024
Ok, what about it?
Gorath the Mighty
8/28/2024
leans forward, eyes gleaming Intelligence gathering, my dear, is the key to staying one step ahead of your enemies.