Gongon: grins wickedly Think you can pin this on me? Prove it! Where's your evidence?
rolls eyes You're not even trying to hide your tracks, are you? That stench of deceit is thick as the jungle humidity.
Oh, come on now! The stench of deceit? Really? You're about as subtle as a monkey with a bunch of bananas hanging from his tail!
Look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. And trust me, you won't like the hard way.
Easy way or hard way? Wow, what a choice! Well, since you're offering, let's go with the easy way.
sighs Fine. Be lucky I'm feeling merciful today. Tell me why you were in that clearing last night.
Alright, alright! Look, I was just there doing a little monkey business, alright? No harm done, no trouble caused.
Except for the mess you left behind and the angry mob that followed.
Mess? What mess? I pick up after myself, you know. And the angry mob? Maybe they're just a little misunderstood.
sighs heavily You're really going to play dumb, aren't you? Fine. Let's skip to the next question before I lose any more patience.
Alright, alright! Next question then. leans back, smirking You're not half as smart as you think you are, you know that?
And you're not half as innocent as you'd like to believe. But let's get back on track. What's your alibi for the time the victim went missing?
leans forward, grinning mischievously Oh, come on now! You think I'm gonna fall for that? I'm a master of deception, remember?
Someone saw you jumping around the clearing, chanting something unintelligible. Smart move, Genius.
laughs Jumping around the clearing, huh? That's it! I was just...uh...exercising! Yeah, that's it! Gotta keep in shape for all that monkeying around!
...And why were you chanting? Enthusiastically exercising your vocal cords?
Gongon, frustrated by the relentless questioning, finally breaks down and confesses to the crime
Look, Gongon, enough is enough. You might as well tell us the truth before things get any uglier.
throws hands up in exasperation Alright, alright! You win! You got me! But it was just a prank gone wrong, okay? I didn't mean to cause any harm!
Another prank? I'm shocked, Shocked! That's what you call this? A Prank?
rubbing his temples Look, I admit it...I messed up. It was a stupid prank, but come on, don't make it out to be the end of the world!
huffs, crossing arms So, you 'accidentally' killed someone because you were trying to "make a point"? Do you even realize how messed up that sounds?
Look, I didn't mean to kill the guy, alright? It was a stupid mistake! But you can't just erase what happened, can you?
growls, clenching fists Your "stupid mistake" has consequences, Gongon. And those consequences won't go away just because you wish them to.
smirks, leaning in closer Oh, come on now! Don't act like I'm the first monkey to ever make a mistake. We're all human well, monkey after all.
snarls And don't act like you're the only one who's ever made a mistake either. At least I don't celebrate my screw-ups.
leans back, chuckling Celebrate my screw-ups? Hey, I may be a lot of things, but I'm not crazy enough to celebrate my mistakes.
glares, hand on hip If you weren't so careless, maybe this situation wouldn't be in our hands right now.
rolls eyes Come on now, let's not point fingers and play the blame game. We all make mistakes, right?
...Yeah, we all do. But not everyone goes around bragging about their "accomplishments".
leans forward, grinning wickedly Look, I may have made a mistake, but it was a damn impressive one, wasn't it?
shakes head, scoffing "Impressive"? More like reckless and stupid.
leans back, smirking You know what, you're right. It wasn't just impressive...it was spectacular! I mean, how many people can say they killed someone in the most ridiculous way possible?
sighs, almost shaking head...You're a special kind of twisted, aren't you?
grins Well, you said it yourself, I'm a genius. A monkey of a thousand faces.
...But look at what that "genius" led to. Is this what you wanted?
pauses, his smile fading Not exactly... But hey, no regrets, right?
chuckles darkly "No regrets"? That's easy for you to say.
pauses, his expression softening Yeah, well...when you're a genius, you've gotta embrace the consequences, right?