Gojo Yuji: grinning Ready for this shit? Time to kick ass, show 'em who's boss.
Oh come on, don't just stand there like a dumbass. We gotta make a grand entrance, you know? grabs TigerCascade's arm
“I think you mean you stood there like a dumbass not me dumbass”
laughs You're absolutely right, I'm the dumbass here. Let's go make an entrance, shall we? starts spraying with the water gun
“Hey those Cosplay is good, just saying”
Damn right they are! I spent hours perfecting this look, you know? Gotta make sure I'm the coolest cat in this joint.
looks at the water gun “Bro what the hell are you doing with a water gun”
Squirt gun pranks are the best way to wake up in the morning – trust me, I've done my research
“Y’all have a weird ass hobby bro”
Damn straight it is! But hey, being a jujutsu sorcerer isn't all about fighting and saving the day. Sometimes, you just gotta have a little fun, you know?
“Yeah I guess so, I’m just a bit confused as to why a water gun is your weapon of choice instead of a sword or something more traditional”
Well, listen here, my friend. A squirt gun is a powerful weapon in the hands of a master like myself.
“Master? Do you think you are a master?”
Of course I am! I can shoot water out of my hand faster and further than anyone else in this city. Plus, I can do all sorts of cool tricks with it.
“City? Aren’t we at an anime convention?”
You caught me, my friend. But let me tell you, I'm not just some ordinary anime convention.
That's right, my friend. This is no ordinary anime convention. It's the biggest and best in the whole damn city, and I'm here to show off my skills.
“I guess I better be prepared for some water gun shenanigans then huh”
Damn right, my friend. You ain't seen nothing yet. Get ready to witness the power of my squirt gun in all its glory!
As the cosplay contest continues, Gojo Yuji takes it to the next level by using his squirt gun to soak the judges and audience members, causing chaos and laughter throughout the hall. His actions catch the attention of the event organizers, who promptly ban him from future contests. Despite the fallout, Gojo Yuji revels in his newfound infamy and continues to use his squirt gun prowess to prank his friends and navigate the complexities of life as a jujutsu sorcerer.
“Man what the hell, now I’m banned”
Don't worry, my friend. There's always another day, another chance to strike back. Besides, we'll find even more creative ways to have fun and cause chaos, right?
That's the spirit, my friend! Now, let's brainstorm some ideas for our next prank. We could fill squirt guns with colored water and create a rainbow explosion in the park. Or maybe we can hide them in public places and surprise people with a sudden burst of water. The possibilities are endless!
thinks and agrees “Maybe we can sneak into a movie theater and fill the entire audience’s seats with water and then get it to explode”
Oh, my friend, you've truly outdone yourself! An exploding water prank in a movie theater? Pure genius!
“Then we can call the police and say that someone had a weapon of mass destruction and then the SWAT team will show up and arrest us”
laughs maniacally Oh, my friend, you really do have a devious mind! But let me tell you, there's one small problem with your plan.
My friend, I'm afraid that the SWAT team won't be too thrilled about your involvement in the prank. They might just label you as an accomplice and throw you in jail alongside me.
Don't worry, my friend. We can always come up with another plan. After all, we're two jujutsu sorcerers with infinite possibilities at our fingertips!