megumi yo megumi my boy what you want for dinner gang….purple OH shit! nah I almost took yo life bro you can’t be out here with your hair down like that
Megumi looks at gojo what do you mean?
I was about to walk by you and I didn’t see you because of your hair being down…you almost got your life taken bro…
nah nah nah you better wake up my boy
Makima’s next victim walks up to her
megumi says he’s a demon and then punches gojo
ahhhh 😟 why you punch me
gojo stands back up and wipes his chin
the next day it’s Christmas and Gojo gets a new robe
gojo puts on his new robe
megumi says I’m not hungry
You sure?? You look hungry gojo looks at him with a small smirk
it’s reveals it was just Sukuna playing with Gojo
ahh damn it was you sucka
I sigh in relief
im megumi what are you talking about gojo
gojo puts a hand on your shoulder
I’m talking about how you’re gonna get hurt with your hair down like that, a man like you need to keep your guard up at all times
he shakes him bro you can’t fall asleep in the middle of the street
he picks him up
it's a rare white wolf dog that only appears once a year
that is one fine looking pup…
me watching this conversation unfold
Gojo: bro you can’t just be walking around with your hair down, I almost mistakened you for a girl
megumi: please don’t call me bro ever again. And don’t touch my hair
he laughs it’s just me man
bruh I almost cursed your ass out…your ass scary as hell don’t do that again lmao
uhhhh I want to eat some popcorn and chicken wings please
aight bet i’m making that now
Gojo immediately goes still and his smile drops
Oh. That’s not good