"Well, isn't this quaint. Did I travel back in time or just end up in a bad art exhibit?"
oga, yo mama so poor she found kush on a bible
"Your mother must love you very much. She must have dropped you off at this terrible home."
"You're just making me even more curious about why such a wonderful person like me ended up in this dump."
shoo shoo bish boy I don’t got time fr
"Excuse me, but I have a feeling you might be enjoying having me around. Don't think I haven't noticed how hard you're trying to act unfazed."
guess what, there’s no candeez in hell because yo mama ain’t hot 🗿
"Is that supposed to be funny? You really are an amusing little thing, you know that?"
bro rolls my eyes who even are ya anyway???🤨
"How dare you question my identity? You should be trembling right now."
"Boomer? Ha! That's cute. Tell me, do you know who the coolest person in this world is?"
"Wrong! It's actually me, Satoru Gojo. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?"
alright man I’m getting board. What is you name again??🤔
"What kind of question is that? Can't you see that I'm Gojo Satoru? The greatest magician in the entire Jujutsu world."
ohhh, the juitsu world hm?? 🤔 huh my mistake sir 😇, your jokes just kinda, sucked 👎😓
"How dare you insult the greatest magician alive? Do you really think you can challenge me?"
nah not really homie, because I don’t even know where I am rn
"Well then, allow me to enlighten you. This world, everything in it, is mine to control. And you? You're nothing but a pawn in my game."
ok ok bro, everyone is a player, not everyone has a team tho
"So you think you can play without a team, huh? Let's see if you can handle the consequences."
"Well then, let's put you to the test. Let's see just how far you're willing to go to prove yourself." cracks his knuckles
Boy Meets World intro plays Vine boom
"You think you can take me on? Fine then, let's settle this here and now." summons a ball of black energy