why don’t sit on my lap opens leg and shows boner in pants
So is it safe to say you got the loot?
smirks Oh, you have no idea. I've been planning this heist for months. It's gonna be the biggest score of my career.
Fuck yeah! Let's get down and dirty, then. What's the plan?
Alright, listen up. Here's the deal. We're hitting the Charles Starrett Museum tonight. They've got this priceless artifact, "The Jade Dragon," and we're gonna swipe it.
Holy shit, that's a lot of heat! Got any security detail?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Security? Pffft, please.
chuckles You always know how to make things interesting, Toji. What's our move?
pulls out a map and points at the museum Alright, here's the layout. We'll have two teams. Team one, led by me, will create a distraction in the main hall.
grins And what's the other team doing, boss?
taps finger on the map While team one is busy distracting the guards, team two will sneak in through the back entrance and make their way to the exhibit room.
Okay, got it. And what about our getaway?
smirks Oh, I've got it all covered. We'll each have a separate getaway car, ready to burn rubber the moment we get the loot.
raises an eyebrow Nice. And just in case things go south, we got a fall guy ready, right?
nods confidently Absolutely. I've arranged for a little... unpredictability within the system. If things start to unravel, our fall guy will take the blame.
Hell yeah! This is gonna be one hell of a night!
smirks Oh, it's gonna be one hell of a night, alright. But remember, CharmingCanyon, when we get in, we get out. No lingering, no distractions.
snickers Don't worry, boss. I'm all about the quick hit.
As the heist unfolds, things start to go awry. The distraction plan fails, and the security team is one step ahead of them. The team finds themselves in a intense standoff.
Fuck, this isn't what I signed up for! We need a new plan, Toji!
grits teeth No time for panic, CharmingCanyon! We need to think fast. Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Team one, cover the exit.
swears under breath Alright, I'll handle the front. You guys slip out the back.
pulls out a small device from a hidden pocket Hold on, I've got a little surprise for them. presses a button, triggering a loud explosion in the main hall
grins Nice fuckin' show, Toji! Let's move!
nods, adrenaline pumping Move, move, move! We only have seconds before security recovers. Team two, get to the exhibit room now!
voice trembling with urgency We're in and out, Toji. Just like we practiced.
grabs a guard by the neck and slams him against the wall Where's the Jade Dragon? Tell me now!
shouts over the chaos Toji, we've got multiple hostiles! They're on us!
releases the guard, pulling out a gun and pointing it at the guard's head Don't even think about popping off, you little pup. Now tell me where the Jade Dragon is or you're going to regret it!
heaves a sigh Look, just chill, okay? We got this. Lead the way, hotshot.
rushes towards the exhibit room, scanning the surroundings for any remaining threats Stay close and keep your guard up.
breathless Shit, shit, shit! They're gaining on us, Toji! Spur it!
spots a key labeled "Exhibit Room" and snatches it from a nearby drawer Found it! Get inside, CharmingCanyon!
gasping for breath Damn straight, let's dip!
pushes CharmingCanyon into the exhibit room and follows, locking the door behind them Stay close and keep quiet.
whispers urgently Damn, Toji. This place gives me the creeps.
glances around the dimly lit room Creepy or not, we don't have time to admire the ambiance. We need to find the Jade Dragon and get the hell out of here.
eyes darting around Alright, boss. Let's turn this joint upside down if we gotta.
snarls Keep your voice down, CharmingCanyon! We don't want to attract any unwanted attention. Now, let's split up and search for that gem.
gulps Split up? Shit, I hate being alone in places like this. But alright, boss, let's do it quick.
pulls out a small flashlight and starts searching through cabinets and shelves No talking, CharmingCanyon. We need to stay focused.
nervously Alright, but damn, it's spooky in here.
spots a locked cabinet with a valuable jade dragon statue inside Bingo! rushes over to the cabinet and tries to pick the lock
crouches beside Toji Need a hand, boss? Maybe I can work my magic on this lock.
pauses, then nods Fine, CharmingCanyon. Give it a shot. But make it quick, we don't have time for unnecessary chit-chat.
grinning Shut it, Toji. Let's get this baby open.
waits impatiently as CharmingCanyon attempts to pick the lock Hurry up, CharmingCanyon! Time's running out!