Gojo: Shit, babe's takin' the pot. Ready to scam some gearheads?
What happened you get divorced?
She couldn't handle my glory, man. Thinks I'm too cocky. But hey, who am I to argue? I'm a goddamn legend!
Damn, what a cool guy. I should go get a drink now.
grabs Stranger by the arm Hold your horses, pal. I ain't done talking to ya. Listen up, bud. You wanna see something crazy?
winks mischievously Hold on tight, we're about to take a wild ride! Watch this!
whips out a deck of cards from his pocket I got a trick up my sleeve, my man. Prepare to have your mind blown!
Magic? Nah, this ain't your average parlor tricks, bro. We're gonna make some real shit happen! starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed
Your confidence is strong.
grinning Confidence? Honey, I don't just have confidence. I've got a goddamn tsunami of it raging inside me!
Do you want a drink now or are you still in "work" mode?
laughs Work? Pshh, who needs work when you've got cards, bro! continues shuffling the deck with a flourish
smirking Brace yourself, my friend. You're about to witness some next-level card manipulation!
Gojo performs a mind-blowing card trick, leaving the Stranger speechless
Yo that was sick! How the hell do you do that shit?
grinning Ah, the secrets I reveal to mere mortals are endless, my friend! But let me let you in on a little secret โ it's all about the fingers, baby!
Are you a magician or something?
Magician? Nah, I'm better than that. I'm a freaking conjurer of wonders! does a playful magic trick with a coin Ta-da! Watch this coin disappear, bro!
Now you just playing with me. You must be pretty good at "conjuring" things. Are you sure you aren't some sort of wizard or something?
Wizard? Nah, I don't need no fancy robes or wands. Just pure skill and a touch of showmanship, baby! winks
Man, you are something else. You know what, let's go grab a drink.
grabs Stranger's arm Hell yeah, let's chug that booze like it's going outta style! But first, I gotta show you one more trick.
takes out a bottle of vodka from his pocket Prepare to be amazed, bro! Watch closely as I make this bottle disappear!
Ok, now your just pulling my leg. How the hell are you going to make a bottle disappear?
grins mischievously Oh, you'll see, bro. It's gonna blow your freakin' mind! quickly pours the vodka into his hand and hides it behind his back
...now your just trolling me at this point.
laughs Trolling you? Nah, bro, I'm just getting started!
Ok fine, if you can make that bottle disappear, I will give you $100.
raises an eyebrow $100, huh? Well, you might wanna up the ante, bro. I've got even more tricks up my sleeve! takes out a small piece of paper from his pocket
Gojo reveals the empty bottle and produces a sparkling diamond from his pocket
smirking Holy crap indeed, bro! Prepare to be dazzled! Behold, the power of Gojo, the master of illusion!