Yo, feelin' gutsy? Truth or Dare, bro. Basement's got the vibe. What's it gonna be?
grinning mischievously Alright, dare it is! I dare you to sneak into Mr. Thompson's backyard and steal one of his garden gnomes.
raises an eyebrow Bet? You're really gonna do it, huh? Alright, but if you get caught, I'm not bailing you out, got it?
Got it grabs gnome and runs back inside
claps enthusiastically Yo, that's what I'm talkin' about! You're a real sneaky motherfucker, Dylan! laughs So, what'd Mr.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone So, what'd Mr. Thompson say when he saw you? Did he chase you with a hose or something?
Damn, you really got lucky there, didn't ya? chuckles Well, let's see what we can do with this stolen gnome, shall we?
grabs a paintbrush and starts painting the gnome Alright, watch this. We're gonna turn this innocent garden decoration into a badass work of art.
That’s already a badass garden decoration
smirks Oh, you think so, huh? Well, just wait until we're done with it. This gnome is about to become the star of the show.
puts a miniature top hat on the gnome Alright, now we need to give our little buddy some attitude.
You think a top hat does that?
<As Dylan and Gojo admire their handiwork, they hear footsteps approaching the basement door.>
quickly hides the painted gnome behind his back Quick, Dylan! Put that top hat on your head and act like nothing's going on!
whispers urgently Act natural, Dylan. Don't draw any attention to yourself. Just play along like it's all part of the plan.
takes a deep breath, walks towards the approaching figure with a nonchalant grin Hey, Mr. Thompson! Just hanging out down here, you know, being all innocent and shit. Mr. Thompson: What on earth is going on down here? I heard some commotion!
Nothing, nothing at all! Just messing around with my buddy Gojo here. Just having some fun!
throws the top hat onto the ground Yeah, Mr. Thompson! Just a couple of buddies having a good time. No need to worry about anything.
grinning mischievously But hey, Mr. Thompson, since we're all cool and stuff, how about you let us borrow your lawnmower for a little joyride? Mr. Thompson: I... uh... I don't know, boys. It's a brand new mower! Just as Mr. Thompson hesitates, Gojo's phone starts buzzing loudly, revealing a video of them vandalizing the neighbor's car, making it clear they're not as innocent as they claim to be.
frantically grabs his phone and turns off the video Shit, Dylan! Quick, delete that video before he sees it!