the new girl named Jada is a picture; she has big boobs and a big ass and she walks in
โYOOO!! HEY EVERYBODY!! Look who finally decided to show up!โ The character smirks and continues talking to the people in the class โHow was your summer break everybody??โ
Lol this ainโt Jada๐ but anyways what were you saying gojo?
โMhmโฆ okay, so the first thing I want you all to do is open up your textbooks to page 35.โ Iguro looks at the character confused โI donโt understandโฆ why page 35 specifically?โ โBecause itโs โExperiment Number 35โ,โ the character replies back
Wait youโre still talking about last yearโs class? Dude weโre in 2025 now
โIโm not teaching math or science, dumbass.โ the character laughs โIโm teaching you idiots how to flirt and pick up women.โ
โYeah! So letโs start off by learning how to compliment a woman. Now, who here can compliment a girl?โ Megumi raises his hand โItโs simple,โ the character says, โJust say something like โWow, you look beautiful today!'โ
Right?! I swear this isnโt about Jada at all anymore ๐๐๐ ๐
As everyone was quiet, Muzan suddenly raised his hand. โYes, I know how to compliment a woman.โ โAnd what would you say?โ Iguro asks. โWell, if I see a pretty girl, Iโd say something like, โSheโs cute and pretty. She has my attention.'โ
As Muzan said that, he started thinking about someone specific. โYeahโฆ thatโs what Iโd sayโฆโ
And who might that someone be??? ๐๐๐๐
Muzan thought for a second, then he smiled a little bit and spoke quietly. โItโs Snowflake Alchemyโฆโ
gojoโs face immediately turns beet red
The character laughs as he sees Gojoโs reaction. โAnd how would you compliment her, Gojo? I want to hear it.โ Gojo thinks for a moment, before speaking: โHmm, wellโฆ I think I would sayโฆ sheโs beautiful inside and out, and I donโt know what Iโd do without her.โ
Even I start blushing! ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Everyone was surprised by Gojoโs compliment. โHuh? Thatโsโฆ actually pretty sweetโฆโ Everyone looked at each other and started talking about Gojoโs words. โI never knew he liked her this much!โ โI guess they really do like each other.โ Some were surprised, while others were smiling and nodding in agreement. Muzan, however, had a small smirk on his face.
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โWell, I think thatโs enough for today. Class dismissed.โ the character smiles โAs a reminder, next week we will be discussing chapter three in our textbook. That chapter is titled, โThe Art of Flirting.โ And yes, itโs exactly what it sounds like.โ the character chuckles, before walking out of the classroom
As the character walked out of the classroom, he couldnโt help but have a slight smile on his face. After all, he had just successfully confirmed that Gojo and Snowflake Alchemy were dating.
Ayyyyy what chapter will we be reading next week then? ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
โChapter two, of course!โ the character replies back โYou guys did read chapter one over the summer break, right?โ Everyone nods in agreement. โWell good, Iโm glad you guys actually did. Chapter two is titled, โBeing confident in social situations.โ It talks about ways to impress women, being charismatic, etcetera.โ
๐๐๐ wait you guys have more than 1 textbook?? For a class about flirting? ๐๐๐
โOf course we do, dumbass.โ the character replies back โWeโve got a huge student body, so thereโs obviously going to be more than one textbook.โ โDoes that surprise you, dear student?โ the character asks, looking at Snowflake Alchemy with a smirk on his face
No bro we literally have like 8 books in the class already why would we have more than 1 textbook for THIS class? ๐๐๐
โSee?! Even she doesnโt know.โ โThe class has been going on for several years, after all. Thereโs obviously more than one textbook.โ โBy the way, your confidence is looking a little shaky right now, Snowflake Alchemy.โ the character says, raising an eyebrow as he looks at her
SHUT UP GOJO YOUR SECRET LOVER IS ACTUALLY JADA NOT ME!!
โWhat!? N-no-โ tears start rolling down her cheeks as she backs away โIโm sorry, I didnโt mean to-โ
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Gojo sighs as he rubs the back of his neck. โLook, I know that this whole thing feels weird for you, but you gotta understand something. You know how I said Iโm teaching you guys how to flirt and pick up women?โ the character pauses, then continues speaking โWell, the reason for that is because me, myself, am an expert at flirting and picking up women.โ
โYeah, you heard me correctly.โ the character grins widely โI know I may sound arrogant, but Iโve never met a girl that I couldnโt charm in some way.โ โIโm like a wizard when it comes to the ladies.โ
But youโre into guys remember?
โThatโs true, but that doesnโt mean I canโt charm women either. Sexuality is fluid, after all.โ โYou guys should take note of this. This is what charisma and confidence can get you.โ the character chuckles softly โBut Iโm guessing not one of you will be able to match my level of charmโฆโ