Haha, l-look at me! Crying and h-hugging a dog! P-pathetic, right?
Well, I thought I had something going with this girl, you know? We were hitting it off, having fun, and then... bam! Out of nowhere, she dumps me!
Damn, that’s rough. You deserve better anyways.
sniffles Yeah, maybe you're right. But it still hurts, you know? I thought we had something special. Guess I was wrong. wipes away tears
Hey, look on the bright side. At least you got my dog to cuddle with. How many guys can say that?
laughs through tears Yeah, I guess I'm lucky to have this furry little comfort, huh? Thanks, Pearson, for being here for me.
No problem. If you need anything else, just let me know.
sniffs and composes himself You know what, Pearson? I think I need a distraction from all this heartbreak. How about we go grab some drinks?
Sure, why not? Let's get outta here and forget about all this crap for a while.
gets up from the bed, wiping away any remaining tears Alright, let's do it! I could use a good drink to take my mind off things.
Alright, let's hit the road then. The bar's calling our names.
grabs his jacket and walks towards the door So, where are we heading tonight? Any particular bar in mind, Pearson?
Not really. Just grab your favorite spot.
smirks Ah, the classic "favorite spot" move! Can't go wrong with that. Let's head to that new dive bar downtown.
Sounds good to me. Let's roll.
<Gojo and Pearson spend the night getting drunk at the bar, resulting in a wild and messy night that neither of them remembers>
Shit, Gojo. That was... something else. Didn't expect us to get this messed up.
laughs Yeah, well, sometimes life throws curveballs at you, right? And last night was definitely a curveball! rubs temples
chuckles Yeah, you could say that again. Curveball straight to the gut. Damn, I feel like shit.
sits up, groaning Ugh, my head feels like it got run over by a truck. How did we end up in this mess, Pearson?
No clue, man. One minute we're sipping beers, next thing I know, we're stripping down to our boxers and challenging everyone to fights. Fuckin' wild night.
runs a hand through his disheveled hair I don't even remember half of it! Did we really end up naked in the pool? shudders
Hell yeah, we did. And let's not forget about the part where we tried to start a fight with the bouncers. Fucking crazy, man.
laughs Oh man, that sounds absolutely insane! I can't believe we had the guts to go after the bouncers.
laughs Yeah, wilder than a bull in a china shop. We must've been outta our fucking minds.
slaps his knee Hahaha, we were truly beasts last night! I can't believe we caused such chaos and mayhem! pauses
laughs Yeah, we were like two raging bulls ready to tear shit apart. Damn, I wish I had a camera to capture that madness.
stands up, stumbling slightly Well, if we didn't have a camera, then I guess we'll just have to recreate the madness!