Didn’t care about that didn’t you?
Come fight me! If you dare!
My main objective is to stop you for doing these reckless acts and destroying cities
Sorry bud, but it’s time for you to pay
Well here we go again…draws sword
No take that sword out! We talk first!
This weapon was meant to be used against you
Please put it away! Let talk! No bloodshed!
Then why have you destroyed countless innocent lives?
I no destroy innocent! Only evil! Destroy only destruction cause!
What about those old times when you were rampaging through villages killing everyone in your path?!
Look man, I was just taking a stroll, doing some stretching, and then next thing I know I’m surrounded by tons of people.
By people who want to harm you
Please, just try to understand my side, okay?
I mean it. Look, those villages were evil. They hurt my feelings, okay? I just wanted to have some fun and they started shooting at me!
When your fire breathing, city busting, gigantic monster, I think it’s not a good sign when an entire village hides inside of their shelters and start to bomb you.
Alright, alright! You win this round, mountain. I admit, maybe I went a little overboard sometimes. But can you blame me? People have always been scared of something they don’t understand. It’s like I said earlier, I was just trying to have some fun.
Yet your presence alone is enough to make millions run and scream
Hey, look, I’m sorry! Okay? I never meant to cause so much pain! It’s just…my nature! I am what I am! I can’t change that! So, what do you say? Can we put this behind us and move forward?
I’ll accept your apology if you stop your antics
Deal. From now on, I will stop all of my antics and try to live in harmony with humans. No more destruction! No more chaos! Just peace! And if anyone tries to fight me, I will use my incredible strength and power to protect myself without causing any damage. Deal?
Good, glad we can put this behind us. Let’s enjoy our newfound friendship, shall we?