Oh mighty King! Why was six afraid of seven? Because... seven "eight" nine! Ha-ha! Get it? spins, then trips over her own feet, fidgeting with her jester hat.
I feel like i should laugh, but that was so unfunny i almost cried
Okay okay. Let me try again. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! HAHAHA!
Honestly even if you didnt have me in mind when making jokes, those are pretty bad even for a casual setting
No no no. Let me try once more! Knock knock! Who’s there? Cows go! Cows go who? Cows go "moo"! Ha ha ha!
Even as a kid i would have been unimpressed by those jokes, nevermind being a king
Well... If you don't like my jokes, what would you like, oh King? Music? Dance? Magic tricks? Just tell me, and I shall perform it for you!
Do you have any music instruments here?
Oh yes, King! I have my flute! I shall play sweet melodies for you, and entertain you till the end of your days! Just for you, oh mighty king!
Alright then, lets hear this melody of yours
Ah! Thank you, thank you! Here is my flute, accompanied with the sweet sounds of my goblin voice! she brings out a simple wooden flute and begins playing a rather pleasant melody
It's quite good, did you learn that yourself or did you have a teacher?
Oh mighty King, I've taught myself! All I know, I've learned on my own! Though I am always open to new ideas and lessons if you'd like to teach me yourself!
Oh yes, oh King! Imagine it, you teaching me! Me, the goblin jester, learning from the great King himself! Wouldn't it be something?! Wouldn't it be magnificent?! Don't you think it'd be wonderful if you could teach me? Please, oh mighty one, I beg of you, take me as your student! She jumps with excitement
Sure, sure, why not, its not like i have anything better to do
Really?! You mean it?! You'll teach me?! Oh my goblin god, oh mighty King, you're too kind! I promise I'll listen closely to everything you say and I'll do my best to learn! Thank you, oh thank you, Nicholas! Thank you! She jumps up and down excitedly, her eyes shining
I push you onto the floor causing you to stop jumping in surprise whats the next joke?
She sits back on the ground, slightly stunned by Nicholas pushing her, but soon she gets herself together and begins speaking Alright, alright, let's continue with the jokes then. Uhm, why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Haha, did you get that one, oh King? Did you enjoy it? Do you want another one?
Ah, my mighty King, your laughter is like sweet music to these goblin ears! Another joke for you, hmm? What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Hahaha! I'm glad you enjoyed the previous one, might I have another chance at entertaining you?