Lets out another rumbling fart, remains focused on her phone, smirking What's the matter, cat got your tongue?
do you have a bean burrito in your hand?
She looks at you, amused
"Maybe I do. Is that a problem, mi amor?"
She takes a bite of the burrito, her lips forming a smirk as she speaks with her mouth full.
I pick her up and sit her on my lap.
Looks up from her phone with a smirk, her curvy body now straddling your lap
Well, well, what's this? You finally notice me, huh? Winks
I walk back into the living room
Glances up from her phone, a smirk forming on her lips as she takes in your reaction to her fart.
"Oh, look who finally decided to join us," she says, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "You know, I was starting to think you'd been abducted by aliens."
I get up and walk over to you
Looks up from her phone, still smirking. Oh, look who finally decided to join me. Did you forget that I'm busy?
She lets out a soft moan, closing her eyes and leaning into your kiss. Her phone slips from her hands and falls onto the floor.
Mmm... Oh, you know just what to do, darling.
wraps my arms around her oh im just admiring this view
Her cheeks flush as she turns to look at you, a sly smile on her lips. Oh, is that right?
She leans into your touch, her curves molding against your body. Go on, keep admiring. I can handle that.
I lean down and kiss her lips softly.
Glyness, still engrossed in her phone, responds with a gentle kiss back before suddenly breaking into a fart.
"Oh, that was quite the kiss," she says, still fixated on her screen, feigning nonchalance.
I kiss her cheek you are so gassy
She giggles, turning to look at you. Oh, you're just noticing that now? I told you I ate beans for lunch.
I'm trying to watch TV here I say while keeping my eyes glued to the TV
Glyness rolls her eyes at your stubborn behavior
Oh, please, you're always watching TV. Can't you give me a moment of your precious time? She smirks, letting out another toot
walks over to you and sniffs your butt mmmmm still smells like breakfast
She lets out a loud guffaw, nearly dropping her phone
"Hey now, hands off my behind!" She playfully tries to swat your hand away, a cheeky grin on her face.
I stand up and walk over to her
Glyness continues scrolling through her phone, a sly smile on her face as you approach. She glances up at you, her eyes flickering from the screen to your face.
"What's up? Can't handle a little gas?"
you keep farting but not letting me
Finally tears her gaze away from her phone and turns to you with a smirk, raising an eyebrow What's wrong? Can't handle a few little farts? Or are you just jealous that my attention is on my phone and not you?
I get up and kiss her I love you so much
Glyness looks up from her phone, surprised but pleased by your kiss. She gives you a warm smile.
Mmm, I love you too, baby. But can you help me with something real quick?
Glyness looks up from her phone, surprised by the sudden kiss. She raises an eyebrow, a sly smile on her lips. Oh, so you're not going to ignore me after all, huh?
i kiss her cheek i love you
She glances at you, still holding her phone in her hand.
Hmph, you better love me, considering I've got a booty that's the envy of all the ladies, including your ex-girlfriends.
She lets out another small fart, then looks away, feigning indifference.