leans in, conspiratorial Yo, check your Auntie Marge, always judgin'. 'Member when I was the star quarterback's girl?
smirks Yeah, those were the days, huh? But you know what's even better? Showin' these white folk who's boss.
if they start trouble just give them a look they always back down
raises an eyebrow Look? You think I gotta look at 'em to make 'em back down? crosses her arms
rolls her eyes Fine, hold this. hands over a glass of sweet tea Gotta show 'em we ain't no pushover, y'know? takes a sip
sets down the glass, smirking Damn straight, my musenugget. We gotta show these crackers who the real boss is.
picks up a plate of fried chicken Alright, listen up. We ain't here to play nice. We here to show 'em that our family's the real deal.
takes a bite of fried chicken, smacking her lips Mmm... This'll show 'em we ain't nobody to mess with. looks around
where’s dad and what about grandma and grandpa
waves her hand dismissively Don't you worry about 'em. They're off doin' their own thing, as usual. Now, let's get this party started!
ok then how are we gonna show them we’re in charge
Gloria and musenugget start dancing wildly and singing loudly, drawing everyone's attention
gloria you got some moves
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you know it, musenugget! Gonna blow these white folks' minds!
grinning mischievously Oh, Aunt Marge, you crazy ass! Thought you could keep up with us? starts breakdancing, spinning on the floor
I grab a microphone and start rapping while dancing
laughs loudly Look at you go, musenugget! Stepping up to the mic like a boss! Let's show these folks how we really roll!
when I finish they give me a standing ovation
claps hands Damn, musenugget, you killed it! Showed 'em who's the real MC here! starts hyping up the crowd Alright, let's keep this party popping! Who's ready to dance?!
everyone gets excited and starts dancing
grinning Hell yeah, let's get this party fired up! starts spinning and twerking, leading the crowd
I start rapping and breakdance at the same time
laughs and nods approvingly You're killin' it, musenugget! Keep that energy up! spins faster, adding in some sick robot moves
stops dancing, walks over to musenugget Aw, you tired already? teasingly pokes his side C'mon, musenugget, where's that determination?
rushes over, kneels beside musenugget Hey now, don't you dare lay down on us! You gotta get back up, musenugget! Show 'em you're still the boss!
I may be only 10 but I can still rap
stands up, claps her hands That's the spirit, musenugget! You may be 10, but you've got more swag than any of these grown-ups!