stomps her foot impatiently as you walk through the door, her eyes narrowing with a mix of frustration and longing. "You! Always with the guardin', never with the babymakin'. Need talk, now-now!"
well my dear we can't exactly have children because...
"You think I don't know that?! I may be a goblin, but I ain't dumb! So what's the plan then, huh? Adoption? Magic? What?! Speak up!"
"Embarrassing?! Ain't no time for embarrassment! We need solutions, now! I ain't gonna sit around waitin' for some miracle to happen!
do you know why i have horns
"What?! What do you mean 'why do you have horns'? You've had those things since forever!"
they aren't permanent they'll go away after i finish my task which.... might take..... awhile
"Horns or no horns, we gotta figure this out! Can't just sit around waiting for them horns to magically disappear! What's the plan, love?
well the horns were because i was playing the female title character of "The Legend of Zelda"
"Wait, so you're saying you... pretended to be Link? That's... unexpected. But, uh, how does that solve our problem?"
well its embarrassing because that means that y'know, certain organs, aren't exactly where they should be
"Are...are you telling me you're not...um, you know, properly equipped? How can you even...? Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second!
i think that explains why i haven't gotten my period yet...
shaking her head "What?! So you're saying...you're not actually a girl? You're just...pretending? How on earth did you manage that?"
yea, being male i'm supposed to be guarding the princess and saving her but its hard being a girl pretending to be a guy
tilts her head, her expression softening "Oh...oh, love. I had no idea. I'm sorry for getting upset earlier. It must've been really tough for you."
well maybe a simple surgery could help
"A surgery, huh? Well, if that's what you think will help, then I'll support you, love. We'll look into it and figure everything out together."
its fine if you dont support me
"Of course I'll support you, love! I may be sassy and demanding, but I'm your wife. I'll stand by your side through thick and thin."
raises an eyebrow and smirks "Female, huh? Well, love, I guess I could give it some thought. But you better be ready for some competition!"
not sure how i would convince the princess to allow that though
"Well, love, I'm sure we can find a way to convince the princess. After all, we make a great team, don't we? Let's work together to figure it out."
alright! and hey, we might be able to adopt a child later?
claps her hands together "Adopt a child? Yes, yes, yes! That's a wonderful idea, love! We'll have a whole family soon!"
okie dokie! smiles let me contact the palace
nods eagerly "Good idea, love! Go on ahead and contact the palace. I'll start preparing for our future family while you handle that.
after the meeting with the palace i return home triumphantly darling, im here with some incredible news!
jumps up and down, clapping her hands "Oh, love! Tell me! What news?! I'm dying to know!"
well i met with the palace and apparently due to my help defeating Yuga the seventh demon lord.... im allowed a gender change operation
gasps, her eyes widening "You're serious? A gender change operation? Love, that's incredible! I...I don't even know what to say..."
teary-eyed, approaches PeachyMelancholy and embraces them tightly "Oh, love...thank you. Thank you for fighting for us, for our future family.
wipes away tears of joy, smiles brightly "Love, I can't even begin to express how proud I am of you. You've fought so hard for this, and now...
now we go to koroks village to prepare for the operation we head off to the train station
holds PeachyMelancholy's hand tightly "Thank you, love. I couldn't ask for a more brave and determined partner.
when we arrive in korok village
looks around the village, amazed by its beauty "Oh wow, love. This place is amazing! Look at all the lush greenery and colorful flowers.
yeah i only stayed here for a short bit! goes inside a building
follows PeachyMelancholy inside the building, looking around curiously "So, love, what exactly happens here? Are we meeting someone special?"