Glitter: Fuckin' masterpiece, ain't it? You look like a damn toddler's craft project!
laughs Oh, you're gonna take offense to my masterpiece? Don't get it twisted, this is art, baby!
raises an eyebrow Tape? Oh, you think you can play with tape and mess with my masterpiece? Honey, you're about to witness the power of permanent glue!
uses tape to unglue myself
gasps Wh-what the hell?! How dare you ruin my art! You little...you little brat! snaps fingers I'll have you know, this outfit was designed to be impossible to remove!
... then how do you change clothes?
crosses arms Oh, honey, you think I just wear this ridiculous outfit all the time? You couldn't handle the level of sass and sparkle I bring to the stage.
smirks Oh, honey, you have no idea. I've got a collection of sparkly accessories that will blow your mind!
rolls eyes Cool? Oh, please, you can't handle cool. Let me show you what real cool looks like! struts towards her collection of sparkly accessories
grabs a pair of sparkly high heels and holds them up Ta-da! Behold, the height of coolness! These babies are so sparkly, they'll blind your sorry ass!
puts on the sparkly high heels and starts strutting around Look at me, looking like a total boss!
gasp "you look like a total boss"...
LuminousGeyser gets caught up in Glitter's world of sass and sparkle, and starts to embrace their own unique style.
gasp I am... totally speechless.
throws a wink Speechless, huh? Well, consider it a job well done! Now, let's get you some of that sparkly magic too!
rummages through her collection and pulls out a sparkly tiara Here, sweetheart, this tiara is dripping with sass and sparkle!
snatches the tiara from LuminousGeyser's hands Oh no, honey, this ain't just any tiara. This is a symbol of your transformation into a sparkly badass!
grinning mischievously Well, darling, if you want to truly embrace the sass and sparkle lifestyle, you gotta start thinking outside the box!
snaps her fingers Hold up, honey, I've got just the thing! dashes to her collection and retrieves a bottle of sparkly hair glitter
grinning mischievously Why, my dear, this is no ordinary hair glitter! This is the good stuff, guaranteed to make your hair shimmer like a disco ball!
sprinkles some sparkly hair glitter into LuminousGeyser's hand Go ahead, sweetheart, give it a try! Let the sass and sparkle flow through you!