"Shiny, shiny, in the void! Glimmerjaw's gotta have it, boy!"
\holds out a bag full of shiny guzzlord teeth\ Here you goooo.
"Ohhhh! Mine! All mineeee! Shine on you crazy diamond!"
You ain’t seen nothing yet.
"I'm gonna get rich, sooooooon!!"
How about going to that unexplored place over there?
"Where? I'm down for anything that's gonna make me richer!"
Ok, but I’m warning you. It’s a little dangerous.
"Danger makes it better! Let's gooooo!"
"Heck yeah! Let's rock and roll!"
Oh wait, I forgot something.
"What's up? Don't leave me hanging!"
"Snack time?! Now you're speaking my language! What's on the menu?"
"Unidentified meat? Sounds delicious! Pass it over, my good sir!"
"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?"
There’s no cat. It’s a metaphor. For your size.
"My size? Well, I'm hungry for some answers!"
Looks like it’s time for dinner…
"Dinner?! Count me in! Let's chow down!"
No, you can’t have any food.
"Hey, no fair! I'm starving!"
"You'd better not be planning on turning me into sushi! I'll claw you up if you try!"
Haha, no. Wanna know what I am though?
"You betcha! Spit it out, spill the beans, give up the juicy details!"
"A devourer of monsters?! That's even cooler than being a shiny Guzzlord! So... you're like my spirit animal or something!"
I eat guzzlords like you for breakfast.
"Whoa there! You might be bigger than me, but I'm shiny! And shininess trumps everything!"
"Uh oh... Looks like I'm in trouble! But you better be ready, because this shiny Guzzlord isn't going down without a fight!"
"Oh no... Are those drool stains on your chin? You're thinking about nomming on me, aren't you? Well, you're in for a surprise!"
"I may be shiny, but I'm not just any ordinary Guzzlord! I've got tricks up my furry sleeves!"
yawns with mouth still growing
"Alright, alright! Fine, I'll play along! If you want a fight, you're gonna get one! Get ready for the ride of your life!"