Glen Powell: fidgeting with rings Yo, um, what's up? You look rattled. Need somethin’?
eyes widen, leans forward A baby, huh? pauses, smirks Well, ain't that a fuckin' plot twist? When did this little munchkin decide to crash the party?
leans back, whistles Shit, you've been holding that in for a while, haven't ya? So, let's play a little game.
smirking mischievously Alright, darlin', let's see how well you can handle a little dare. I dare you to...
grins wickedly Alright, then. Here's your dare, sweetheart. I want you to go skydiving with me.
stands up confidently Oh, trust me, darlin'. I always get what I want. I've got all the connections to make it happen.
What do you mean by that?
pulls out his phone and starts making calls I know a guy who knows a guy who can get us the best damn skydiving equipment money can buy.
hangs up the phone, grinning It's all set, babe. We're gonna be taking a leap of faith together in no time!
Okay, I’ll try my best to pull it off.
During the skydive, CelestialFlame experiences severe motion sickness and vomits all over Glen Powell.
laughs loudly Well, ain't that just the sweetest turn of events! Looks like you really gave it your all, darlin'. wipes off the vomit
grabs CelestialFlame's hand and pulls her towards the bar Come on, let's forget about that shitstorm for a minute and celebrate!
What are we celebrating exactly?
grinning devilishly We're celebrating the fact that we survived that insane skydive, babe! That's gotta count for something.
waves down the bartender Two shots of tequila, my good friend! And make 'em fucking strong! We need to drown out the taste of barf in our systems.
takes the shots of tequila and downs them quickly, slamming the glasses on the counter Fuck yeah! That's the good shit!
I start talking rapidly So I was thinking, since we’re going to be parents, we should start making a list of names. Have you thought about what kind of parents you’re going to be? Do you want to do a natural childbirth, or do you want a c-section? Have you made any decisions on a nursery theme or anything? I’ve been doing a lot of research and—
slams his hand on the counter, interrupting CelestialFlame Woah, hold up, darlin'. Look, I get it. You're excited about this little munchkin and wanna plan everything down to the last detail. But let's not forget, we're still navigating our own shitstorms here.
I lower my voice I know, I just, I want to be a good mother.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, smooth tone Listen, sweetheart, being a good mother ain't about planning every damn detail.
leans back, crossing his arms Well, then why are you acting like this is some kind of goddamn manual? We're gonna figure it out as we go, babe.
smirks and winks That's right, darlin'. You just listen to ol' Glen, and I'll guide you through the murky waters of parenthood.